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#NSACalledToTellMe trending on Twitter
Twitter Hashtag #NSACalledToTellMe ^ | June 7th 2013 | Me (Mad Dawgg)

Posted on 06/06/2013 10:53:34 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg

Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets

Here are some examples:

#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit

#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.

#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.

#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!

#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.

#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.

#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight

#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.

#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.

#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.

#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”

#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!

#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.

#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.

#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: 1; benghazi; fastandfurious; hashtag; impeachnow; irs; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; nsa; nsacalledtotellme; spamthensa; twitter; undeadthread; undeadthreadhere
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To: Silentgypsy

Oh, yes, he’s heard all that ... the Chinese restaurant owners up the street illegally house their workers in their house just like ours ... but it doesn’t penetrate into Bill’s personal reality.


5,321 posted on 08/05/2013 10:29:32 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Ask me about the Weiner Wager. Support Free Republic!)
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To: LibreOuMort; moose07

The Stig fell in love with you! What can I say? LOL!! The only other person he does that with is Busdaddy. Go figger. ;o]


5,322 posted on 08/05/2013 10:36:20 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Do clouds ever look down on us and say, "Hey, look! That one is shaped like an idiot!")
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To: Tax-chick

The other thing that brings out the grouchy wet blanket in me is when they say, “I don’t care about money. I just want to be happy.” Funny—come to think of it, nobody’s said that to me in years. Imagine....


5,323 posted on 08/05/2013 11:40:39 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (:))
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To: Darksheare

10-4 ... Breaking the rule set for myself (today) and making two posts. Standing By.


5,324 posted on 08/05/2013 12:16:25 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Silentgypsy
“I don’t care about money. I just want to be happy.”

Oh, yes. That one is hysterical.

5,325 posted on 08/05/2013 12:19:04 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Ask me about the Weiner Wager. Support Free Republic!)
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To: no-to-illegals

Currently on a mobile debice.
Unnngh.


5,326 posted on 08/05/2013 12:34:50 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: LibreOuMort

It does look a bit Scottish doesn’t it.
It’s Aylesbury Town centre.
1 hour North west of London.
1 hour East of My location here in Oxford.


5,327 posted on 08/05/2013 12:53:20 PM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. This is not the post you are looking for ....move along now....)
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To: Darksheare

How do you keep a mobile device still long enough to write a message?
I’ve used sticky backed foam pads in the past.
Ready for location transfer, bulkhead doors locked shut.


5,328 posted on 08/05/2013 1:00:59 PM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. This is not the post you are looking for ....move along now....)
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To: moose07

Wait, Jake’s trying to catch a mouse. He just went behind the rubbish bins with evil intent.


5,329 posted on 08/05/2013 1:42:59 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Ask me about the Weiner Wager. Support Free Republic!)
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To: Tax-chick

It’s okay, external air-tight door 227 has a Cat-flap in the bottom edge.


5,330 posted on 08/05/2013 1:49:43 PM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. This is not the post you are looking for ....move along now....)
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To: moose07

He’s back. Either the mouse has been killed and et, or he gave up.


5,331 posted on 08/05/2013 1:59:22 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Ask me about the Weiner Wager. Support Free Republic!)
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To: Tax-chick

The Mouse could have possessed a cloaking device.
Or slipped through a temporal rift.

Must go, Good night. :)


5,332 posted on 08/05/2013 2:06:41 PM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. This is not the post you are looking for ....move along now....)
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To: moose07

Good night!


5,333 posted on 08/05/2013 2:07:48 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Ask me about the Weiner Wager. Support Free Republic!)
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To: Darksheare; All

I had to get a new mobile debice. Unngh. Not what I wanted, but what I had to do, just because of this weekend’s SNAFUs. Well, it’s actually been coming for a while, but I just couldn’t afford it. Of course, now I can’t afford anything else! LOL! If it ain’t one darn thing, it’s two darn things!

ARRRGH!!


5,334 posted on 08/05/2013 2:26:03 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Do clouds ever look down on us and say, "Hey, look! That one is shaped like an idiot!")
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To: Darksheare
I was out in the North 40 today applying my machete to some obamas, er, weeds. The longer I applied the device to the said obnoxious elements, the more apparent it became that the machete-like device was being compromised by progressivism.. (Progressive use was rendering it unsmart, er, un-keen, er, just plain dull..)

What are the odds that I can get the Darksheare Implement Of Destruction, Tool and Grinder Division to stop by and sharpen said machete-like device?

I could sharpen it enough to make it into a suitable weed-chopper, but your Company manages to make it, um, lethal.

Oh no! I said 'lethal'. Now the black helicopters will be flying over - again...

5,335 posted on 08/05/2013 2:27:23 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: NoCmpromiz; Darksheare

Are those the same helicopters that flew over here on Friday and severed my interwebs? Black, they are, and tho’ they run in “silent” mode, I can feel the air pressure fluctuate.

My sympathies for your machete-like device...may it be resurrected to cut a swath once more... ;o]


5,336 posted on 08/05/2013 2:53:50 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Do clouds ever look down on us and say, "Hey, look! That one is shaped like an idiot!")
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To: NoCmpromiz; Darksheare

Darks should move us to the new thread before he hurts himself with sharp implements.


5,337 posted on 08/05/2013 2:53:53 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Ask me about the Weiner Wager. Support Free Republic!)
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To: NoCmpromiz

Get the diamond file ready.
I will take care of repointing ox goads and edging mattocks.


5,338 posted on 08/05/2013 3:14:42 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Darksheare

Standing by with the Ping List for the UT, ‘Face Version...

Ready when you are, Sir...


5,339 posted on 08/05/2013 3:29:19 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Do clouds ever look down on us and say, "Hey, look! That one is shaped like an idiot!")
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To: Monkey Face

Activate n-space generator and begin spatial displacement.


5,340 posted on 08/05/2013 3:31:55 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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