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#NSACalledToTellMe trending on Twitter
Twitter Hashtag #NSACalledToTellMe ^ | June 7th 2013 | Me (Mad Dawgg)

Posted on 06/06/2013 10:53:34 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg

Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets

Here are some examples:

#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit

#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.

#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.

#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!

#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.

#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.

#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight

#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.

#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.

#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.

#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”

#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!

#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.

#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.

#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: 1; benghazi; fastandfurious; hashtag; impeachnow; irs; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; nsa; nsacalledtotellme; spamthensa; twitter; undeadthread; undeadthreadhere
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To: JoeProBono

Awwwwwww.....


5,001 posted on 08/03/2013 9:24:14 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (You don't like the way I drive? Stay off the sidewalk.)
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To: Silentgypsy

I’ve still got arugula growing, and I got some kale last night that the sign said was from a local farm.

I got a week of major groceries - we’ll still need more milk and stuff - and a pile of school supplies.


5,002 posted on 08/03/2013 9:26:31 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Ask me about the Weiner Wager. Support Free Republic!)
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To: null and void

I thought it was a hangnail.


5,003 posted on 08/03/2013 9:37:41 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (You don't like the way I drive? Stay off the sidewalk.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Hi! How’s today turning out? Our day is going to be completely different from the planned version. We’re going to make an industrial-sized batch of chicken paprikash (never made it from this cookbook before, but this cookbook hasn’t failed us yet) and can most of it for consumption at a later date, like when we need a TV dinner after a long, hard day.


5,004 posted on 08/03/2013 9:42:39 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (You don't like the way I drive? Stay off the sidewalk.)
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To: Silentgypsy

Nope, well maybe that too, but he dropped a grenade into a sampan and got rice imbedded in his butt.


5,005 posted on 08/03/2013 9:43:26 AM PDT by null and void (You don't know what "cutting edge" means till you insult Mohammed.)
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To: null and void

Ow.


5,006 posted on 08/03/2013 9:48:30 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Ask me about the Weiner Wager. Support Free Republic!)
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To: Tax-chick

The world would be a better place if he’d forgotten to drop it...


5,007 posted on 08/03/2013 9:50:37 AM PDT by null and void (You don't know what "cutting edge" means till you insult Mohammed.)
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To: null and void

I can’t find any way of disagreeing with that.


5,008 posted on 08/03/2013 9:52:42 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Ask me about the Weiner Wager. Support Free Republic!)
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To: Silentgypsy; Tax-chick
"Hi! How’s today turning out?"

It's a gray and somber day, and the weather matches my mood.

I still have a lot of work to do, but now at least I have a lot of material to ignore.

Time for coffee, I think.

5,009 posted on 08/03/2013 10:03:45 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (Modesty compels me to brag only about my modesty, at which I excel.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Sounds like a plan. Since life is short and I’ve finished most of the desserts, I have learned the value of cancelling days for lack of interest! Enjoy your day! (And please describe it in detail later so that we can enjoy it vicariously!)


5,010 posted on 08/03/2013 10:41:03 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (You don't like the way I drive? Stay off the sidewalk.)
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To: null and void

I can’t think of a more deserving person! Pffftt!


5,011 posted on 08/03/2013 10:42:31 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (You don't like the way I drive? Stay off the sidewalk.)
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To: Tax-chick

take away the bun, and crumble that whole thing over some mashed potatoes and I’m in!


5,012 posted on 08/03/2013 12:45:45 PM PDT by Mr. K (Lies, Damned Lies, and Statistics, and then Democrat Talking Points.)
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To: Tax-chick

I’m not looking for any way of disagreeing with that.


5,013 posted on 08/03/2013 1:29:51 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (You don't like the way I drive? Stay off the sidewalk.)
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To: Mr. K

Did you discontinue sugar, too?


5,014 posted on 08/03/2013 1:31:07 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (You don't like the way I drive? Stay off the sidewalk.)
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To: Mr. K

And rice and potatoes?


5,015 posted on 08/03/2013 1:31:40 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (You don't like the way I drive? Stay off the sidewalk.)
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To: Silentgypsy

I switched from sugar to honey and guava nectar

mmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


5,016 posted on 08/03/2013 2:57:05 PM PDT by Mr. K (Lies, Damned Lies, and Statistics, and then Democrat Talking Points.)
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To: Silentgypsy

those are fruits aren’t they?


5,017 posted on 08/03/2013 2:57:31 PM PDT by Mr. K (Lies, Damned Lies, and Statistics, and then Democrat Talking Points.)
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To: Mr. K; Silentgypsy
those are fruits aren’t they?

THESE are fruits...


5,018 posted on 08/03/2013 4:00:19 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: NoCmpromiz

Oh, my.


5,019 posted on 08/03/2013 4:26:05 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Ask me about the Weiner Wager. Support Free Republic!)
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To: Mr. K

Yes, I do have a wheat allergy, but it does not seem to be triggered by Dreamfields pastas.

Otherwise, my diet is as you describe. However, I am an *OLD* lady, and my hormones are no longer tip-top.

Losing weight is a terrible struggle for me, and it always has been. I have never met a doctor
who would help me, or even try.

I have had more than one doctor call me a liar when I gave him the food/exercise diary he
requested.

Only one guy grabbed me around the calf and said, “You really DO exercise, don’t you!”
But he was referring me to someone else, not treating me himself.

However, I will never give up.


5,020 posted on 08/03/2013 6:29:46 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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