THESE are fruits...
Posted on 06/06/2013 10:53:34 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg
Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets
Here are some examples:
#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit
#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.
#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.
#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!
#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.
#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.
#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight
#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.
#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.
#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.
#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”
#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!
#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.
#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.
#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.
Awwwwwww.....
I’ve still got arugula growing, and I got some kale last night that the sign said was from a local farm.
I got a week of major groceries - we’ll still need more milk and stuff - and a pile of school supplies.
I thought it was a hangnail.
Hi! How’s today turning out? Our day is going to be completely different from the planned version. We’re going to make an industrial-sized batch of chicken paprikash (never made it from this cookbook before, but this cookbook hasn’t failed us yet) and can most of it for consumption at a later date, like when we need a TV dinner after a long, hard day.
Nope, well maybe that too, but he dropped a grenade into a sampan and got rice imbedded in his butt.
Ow.
The world would be a better place if he’d forgotten to drop it...
I can’t find any way of disagreeing with that.
It's a gray and somber day, and the weather matches my mood.
I still have a lot of work to do, but now at least I have a lot of material to ignore.
Time for coffee, I think.
Sounds like a plan. Since life is short and I’ve finished most of the desserts, I have learned the value of cancelling days for lack of interest! Enjoy your day! (And please describe it in detail later so that we can enjoy it vicariously!)
I can’t think of a more deserving person! Pffftt!
take away the bun, and crumble that whole thing over some mashed potatoes and I’m in!
I’m not looking for any way of disagreeing with that.
Did you discontinue sugar, too?
And rice and potatoes?
I switched from sugar to honey and guava nectar
mmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
those are fruits aren’t they?
THESE are fruits...
Oh, my.
Yes, I do have a wheat allergy, but it does not seem to be triggered by Dreamfields pastas.
Otherwise, my diet is as you describe. However, I am an *OLD* lady, and my hormones are no longer tip-top.
Losing weight is a terrible struggle for me, and it always has been. I have never met a doctor
who would help me, or even try.
I have had more than one doctor call me a liar when I gave him the food/exercise diary he
requested.
Only one guy grabbed me around the calf and said, “You really DO exercise, don’t you!”
But he was referring me to someone else, not treating me himself.
However, I will never give up.
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