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#NSACalledToTellMe trending on Twitter
Twitter Hashtag #NSACalledToTellMe ^ | June 7th 2013 | Me (Mad Dawgg)

Posted on 06/06/2013 10:53:34 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg

Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets

Here are some examples:

#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit

#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.

#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.

#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!

#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.

#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.

#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight

#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.

#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.

#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.

#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”

#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!

#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.

#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.

#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: 1; benghazi; fastandfurious; hashtag; impeachnow; irs; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; nsa; nsacalledtotellme; spamthensa; twitter; undeadthread; undeadthreadhere
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To: Monkey Face

New Jersey. Spinach and kale! Only dragons have consumed kale to this point, but now he’s in competition for dem leafy greens.

According to Runners’ World, kale is high in Vitamin K. Maybe that’s the vitamin that makes young men get a job ...


4,821 posted on 07/31/2013 5:38:50 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Ask me about the Weiner Wager. Support Free Republic!)
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To: Tax-chick

Exercising in any form sounds rather anti-sluggy today, so I’ll just watch from the sidelines. ;o]


4,822 posted on 07/31/2013 5:48:30 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Has anyone seen my tagline? It seems to have gone Walkabout.)
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To: Tax-chick
...Maybe that’s the vitamin that makes young men get a job ...

We can only hope!

4,823 posted on 07/31/2013 5:49:55 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Has anyone seen my tagline? It seems to have gone Walkabout.)
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To: Monkey Face
I’ll just watch from the sidelines. ;o]

Sigh ... I'll join you. Am waiting for a particular type of thread, thus sidelined. Prayers Up for A Better Health Day for yourself!

4,824 posted on 07/31/2013 7:01:12 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals

Thanks! I have good days and bad, but I never know which I’m going to have until I get up in the morning.

*hug*


4,825 posted on 07/31/2013 7:20:39 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Has anyone seen my tagline? It seems to have gone Walkabout.)
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To: Monkey Face

Back from swimming lessons. Frank is having a wonderful time.


4,826 posted on 07/31/2013 7:52:16 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Ask me about the Weiner Wager. Support Free Republic!)
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To: Tax-chick

Good deal! Frank needs to be occupied all the time he is upright. My son was the same way. LOL!


4,827 posted on 07/31/2013 8:09:40 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Has anyone seen my tagline? It seems to have gone Walkabout.)
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To: Monkey Face

Bill is doing job applications. Maybe he’ll get a job selling clothing.

That reminds me, more laundry.


4,828 posted on 07/31/2013 8:24:06 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Ask me about the Weiner Wager. Support Free Republic!)
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To: Tax-chick

LOL!

I could have done laundry today...I was over-taken by the Sluggy-thingy.


4,829 posted on 07/31/2013 8:32:12 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Has anyone seen my tagline? It seems to have gone Walkabout.)
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To: Monkey Face

I’m tired. They’re nagging me to go to Walmart again.


4,830 posted on 07/31/2013 8:33:14 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Ask me about the Weiner Wager. Support Free Republic!)
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To: Tax-chick

I wanted to go...but my truck is somewhere else. It’s looking like I won’t have it back until Thursday night. *sigh*

But right now, I’m going to brave the heat and walk to 7-11, to get something cold to drink.

I’m going to start drinking aloe vera juice with my pills. I figure 2 oz three times a day should be a good thing. It’s a lot cheaper than Emergen-C.


4,831 posted on 07/31/2013 8:38:18 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Has anyone seen my tagline? It seems to have gone Walkabout.)
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To: Monkey Face

Thank you too ... {{HUGS}} sent your way.


4,832 posted on 07/31/2013 8:41:25 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Monkey Face

It never occurred to me that there was such a thing as aloe vera juice.

You could eat parsley.


4,833 posted on 07/31/2013 8:50:15 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Ask me about the Weiner Wager. Support Free Republic!)
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To: Tax-chick

Walmart has aloe vera juice in gallon jugs (I think) in the pharmacy section, but the local Kroger store has it in pints for .68 cents. They currently carry three flavors: regular, guava and coconut. I like the coconut and regular, but wasn’t impressed with the guava.

It’s supposed to help the digestive and immune systems, so I can’t see a reason to not buy it. In too large of a dose, it has a laxative effect, and pregnant women and children (under what age?) shouldn’t drink it. But all in all, in the doses I plan to use, it should be beneficial.


4,834 posted on 07/31/2013 9:07:23 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Has anyone seen my tagline? It seems to have gone Walkabout.)
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To: Tax-chick

Parsley is not on my list of favorite things. It’s right up there with cilantro. :o|


4,835 posted on 07/31/2013 9:08:12 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Has anyone seen my tagline? It seems to have gone Walkabout.)
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To: Monkey Face

I don’t need any laxatives!

I hope it helps you. Bill has aloe vera goo to put on his sunburn, acquired at the 18-hour rock concert on Monday.


4,836 posted on 07/31/2013 9:23:11 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Ask me about the Weiner Wager. Support Free Republic!)
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To: Tax-chick

Aloe vera is good for all skin problems, because of the natural healing and soothing properties.

Some people grow their own and will cut off a chunk to use as a liquid Band-Aid.

Any after-sun soother with aloe is good.


4,837 posted on 07/31/2013 9:31:16 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Has anyone seen my tagline? It seems to have gone Walkabout.)
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To: Monkey Face

*tagline*


4,838 posted on 07/31/2013 10:01:30 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Do clouds ever look down on us and say, "Hey, look! That one is shaped like an idiot!" G)
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To: Monkey Face
*tagline*

Well, if they do, it most certainly is when they are over Washington, D.C. - or most any center of government these days... ;-)

4,839 posted on 07/31/2013 10:10:26 AM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: NoCmpromiz

Especially over Searchlight, NV... and other places of disinterest.


4,840 posted on 07/31/2013 10:11:55 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Do clouds ever look down on us and say, "Hey, look! That one is shaped like an idiot!" G)
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