Posted on 06/06/2013 10:53:34 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg
Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets
Here are some examples:
#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit
#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.
#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.
#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!
#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.
#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.
#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight
#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.
#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.
#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.
#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”
#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!
#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.
#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.
#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.
Late, but the buzz is that you had a bee day. Congrats on another mile gone by. :)
You are on time, unless it is tomorrow there. Here it is today, which is my birthday.
That looks delicious, and I’ll bet it’s zero Points. Patrick used to spend mealtimes looking at pictures in cookbooks instead of eating.
Excellent. Correct on all points, as usual.
As the song goes, “According to my watch, the time is Now.”
Lavender icing and a Russian Blue. They go with my silver hair. You both have such good color-sense!
I’m taking Pat to the bank to deposit my birthday gift from OldTax-lady - that’s in addition to the plane ticket to Florida next month - and then to the Harris Teeter to get some more peppers for my stuffed-pepper dish. I started out with six bell peppers on Friday, as well as some mystery peppers from the garden, but now I’m down to four bells and a couple of jalapenos. Maybe HT will have poblanos; I’m not going to the Monroe Walmart for them!
While I’m gone, ThomasThomas can explain explain everything.
I’ve seen his explanations.
I prefer not knowing.
You may regret that.
Those storms are scary.
Sounds good to me.
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday dear Tax-chick!
Happy Birthday to you!
I hope this is a VERY good day for you!
Yes, Ma’am, these storms are scary. Since the episode with the lightning bolt and my sister, I have a reverential awe for God’s Fireworks.
Hmmm...I will stay home today, and perhaps walk down to check the mail. Maybe. It’s overcast again and only 79 degrees, so I should probably step outside to make sure I’m still in Hooterville, and not in Kansas...
The weather is unsettling.
Harris Teeter had poblano peppers. After I eat some leftover bean soup, I’ll get back to work on supper!
75 and dingy here.
I see HT has been bought out by Kroger. My favorite food store, because it’s pretty much nationwide, now.
Stuffed green peppers sound good. I would make some, but I don’t know if I can freeze them after they are cooked. More than one would have to be saved, somehow. or given away.
“Dingy” is a good word for what it looks like outside. :o|
So besides your trip to FL, do you have any plans for celebrating the anniversary of your birth?
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