Posted on 06/06/2013 10:53:34 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg
Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets
Here are some examples:
#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit
#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.
#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.
#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!
#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.
#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.
#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight
#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.
#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.
#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.
#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”
#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!
#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.
#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.
#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.
Hmmh? Um, we have to have names for all the months, including the new one. I guess we could leave February alone, since it's had to put up with being picked on by the others for so long.
At a minimum, we would need one new name for the thirteenth month.
Where is the extra month going to be situated? Beginning? End? Middle?
Check out Tolkein’s calendar in the D Appendix. There must be a month there that we can all agree on.
Sounds good!
Unnngh, you know?
Happy birthday, TC!
Thank you!
I hear thunder again, so I’m going to be shutting this down, probably for the night.
Y’all take care!
Be careful!
Had to boot back up again, though the thunder is still mumbling. Not much I can do here, but watch the water run downhill in the dark if the power goes off again.
I’m just glad I don’t live in some of the lower parts of the valley. I’ve seen them flood and wash away half a mobile home park. Not to mention people in cars. There is always at least one death a year due to the monsoons.
There’s a big black storm over Lake Park, but nothing going on here except hummingbird wars.
And a flight of diminutive bombers goes over, in the familiar "Hum-Vee" formation.
There are presently at least five battling over the feeder on the sunroom window. Mean little devils!
The storm seems to be going to pass to our east, since the blackest clouds have moved out of sight that direction.
Happy Birthday, T-c!
Banana pudding?
nully, waiting not very patiently for the movie review...
Ha-—Choo!
Wow, that’s amazing! Thanks!
It looks like the picture was taken in the baker’s workroom. I wonder how they moved that!
Good morning!
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