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1 posted on 05/15/2013 12:19:51 PM PDT by Squawk 8888
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To: Slings and Arrows

Not a ping.


2 posted on 05/15/2013 12:20:17 PM PDT by Squawk 8888 (True North- Strong Leader, Strong Dollar)
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To: Squawk 8888

He put the duh in Floriduh.


3 posted on 05/15/2013 12:20:40 PM PDT by allmendream (Tea Party did not send GOP to D.C. to negotiate the terms of our surrender to socialism)
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To: Squawk 8888; Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!; Daffynition; JoeProBono

Bowling? You’re doing it wrong.


4 posted on 05/15/2013 12:21:07 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: Squawk 8888

Plaxico Burress?

Ok, that was too easy.


5 posted on 05/15/2013 12:21:40 PM PDT by Durbin
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I’ve hit myself in the leg during my back swing before while bowling and it never resulted in any gunfire. This is weird.


6 posted on 05/15/2013 12:22:13 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (If you think ObamaCare is a train wreck, wait until you see the amnesty bill.)
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To: Squawk 8888

Carrying while bowling? OK, but what kind of weapon goes off when you ping it with a bowling ball?

Sounds like a microsoft engineered weapon.


8 posted on 05/15/2013 12:24:01 PM PDT by Da Coyote
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To: Squawk 8888

I don’t think I’d go to Jupiter without a gun either. I most likely wouldn’t keep it in my pants pocket with a round chambered though.


9 posted on 05/15/2013 12:24:19 PM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do uwhen I have a fire.)
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To: Squawk 8888

Too bad too...I bet he was one frame away from a perfect 300.


10 posted on 05/15/2013 12:24:20 PM PDT by moovova
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To: Squawk 8888

Hold muh beer and watch this strike.


11 posted on 05/15/2013 12:24:32 PM PDT by jazusamo ("Mercy to the guilty is cruelty to the innocent." -- Adam Smith)
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Skeet bowling?


14 posted on 05/15/2013 12:25:33 PM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: Squawk 8888

Well... at least if I die in the next 5 minutes, I can say “I’ve seen it all”.


17 posted on 05/15/2013 12:28:41 PM PDT by UCANSEE2 (The monsters are due on Maple Street)
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I think you’re supposed to put that ankle rig on the INSIDE of your leg, aint ya? I wondr if he asked is buddy’s to hold his beer first...


19 posted on 05/15/2013 12:29:18 PM PDT by Afterguard (Liberals will let you do anything you want, as long as it's mandatory.)
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20 posted on 05/15/2013 12:30:51 PM PDT by SoFloFreeper
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They’ve gone to great lengths to protect the identity of the guy....

Figuring off-duty cop or wrong race to publish.


21 posted on 05/15/2013 12:30:56 PM PDT by treetopsandroofs (Had FDR been GOP, there would have been no World Wars, just "The Great War" and "Roosevelt's Wars".)
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To: Squawk 8888

Next up: Pelosi and Reid will demand:

Mandatory background checks for all bowlers
A ban on felons bowling
A three day waiting period for bowling shoes
A ban on all lanes that hold more than 7 pins
Pins can only be hit one at a time (no semi-automatic bowling)
Registration of all bowling balls
All new bowling balls must record the fingerprints of anyone bowling with it (sensors in the holes)
Schools, churches, bars, stadiums and public transportation will all be bowling ball-free zones.
Bowling balls must be stored locked so no children can accidentally bowl with them

Remember, we must stop this senseless violence caused by bowling balls and bowlers who abuse them. We will not sleep until we can be assured that our children are safe from bowling deaths.


24 posted on 05/15/2013 12:33:32 PM PDT by VideoPaul
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GLOCK!


25 posted on 05/15/2013 12:33:54 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
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"Wann go Bowling?"


27 posted on 05/15/2013 12:36:44 PM PDT by UCANSEE2 (The monsters are due on Maple Street)
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That headline is all wrong, here, let me fix it for the Lib lurkers.

Gun shoots man in leg

And that gun was probably driven there by an SUV.

28 posted on 05/15/2013 12:38:08 PM PDT by MaxMax (Conservatism needs a re-awakening plan for the American public)
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The only things missing from this ‘news’ story are facts.


36 posted on 05/15/2013 12:55:38 PM PDT by Misterioso (It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing - Duke Ellington)
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Maybe he was trying to put another hole in his ball...


41 posted on 05/15/2013 1:14:38 PM PDT by gov_bean_ counter (Romans 1:22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools,)
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