Next up: Pelosi and Reid will demand:
Mandatory background checks for all bowlers
A ban on felons bowling
A three day waiting period for bowling shoes
A ban on all lanes that hold more than 7 pins
Pins can only be hit one at a time (no semi-automatic bowling)
Registration of all bowling balls
All new bowling balls must record the fingerprints of anyone bowling with it (sensors in the holes)
Schools, churches, bars, stadiums and public transportation will all be bowling ball-free zones.
Bowling balls must be stored locked so no children can accidentally bowl with them
Remember, we must stop this senseless violence caused by bowling balls and bowlers who abuse them. We will not sleep until we can be assured that our children are safe from bowling deaths.
Brilliant.