***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

[Lucky9teen]

It's all about the timing...

Never have I seen such commitment to photobombing as this woman's.

Yes, penguins have rocket propelled poop. You won't learn that on Discovery Channel.

He wanted soda. He got soda. To the faaaaaaaaace!!!!

Not sure what exactly is going on here, but $100 says that alcohol was involved.

A painful bee sting is the price you've got to pay for a photo as awesome as this.

"Pleased to meet you, concrete."

"It is the last time you'll sh*t on me!"

His thoughts became a shadow.

"CRATE-ZIRRA!"

Little did Gary know that the right combination of Coors Light, beef jerky and Molly Hatchet
was all it took to summon the ancient fire god of Hawkins county.

Probably not the new Facebook profile photo they were hoping for.

Enjoy your new broken camera.

One of these cats will pee on your couch.

[ArGee]

It’s an old word processing computer.

[ArGee]

Are you seriously telling me that all the power that once used to fill several rooms (computing power, video-recording power, transmission power) now fits in your pocket and is being used to make THAT?????

[IYAS9YAS]

Describe this photo, in one word

Pepperoni!

[TheOldLady]

App: Ad-Blocker Plus.

I wonder if it can be customized to allow ads with Cindy Crawford, though? ;-)

[TheOldLady]

IS TOO!!

[ArGee]

“There’s only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people’s cultures and the Dutch.”
- Goldmember (2002) – Nigel Powers (Michael Caine)

[TheOldLady]

Watch out for that Future Shock, my friend. It can kill brain cells.

I didn’t make or post the video anyway, just corrected the link.

IS TOO!!

[ArGee]

Oh, look, you just contradicted me.

[ArGee]

“God gave men brains larger than dogs' so they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.”

- Hackers (1995) – Kate Libby (Angelina Jolie)

Funny, but her premise is dubious which means her conclusion is totally wrong.

No, I am not admitting that was me at that cocktail party. I still maintain my innocence in that evening's notorious events.

[TheOldLady]

Then I pre-contradicted you in case you were about to disagree.

[ArGee]

“I have an interesting case. I'm treating two sets of Siamese twins with split personalities. I'm getting paid by eight people.”
 - Zelig (1983) – Leonard Zelig (Woody Allen)

[ArGee]

I may disagree, but I am not disagreeable.

[ArGee]

“Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes.”
- Naked Gun 33 ½ : The Final Insult (1994) – Frank Drebin (Leslie Nielsen)

[TheOldLady]

You’re never disagreeable. Just annoying. [smiles]

Love the comedy movie quotes. Thanks for posting them.

[stephenjohnbanker]

LOL!!

[Silentgypsy]

That is absolutely darling!

[Old Sarge]

SCARY PRANKS FOR FUN AND AMUSEMENT!

[ArGee]

“Superladies? They’re always trying to tell you their secret identity... think it’ll strengthen the relationship or something like that. I say, “Girl, I don’t wanna know about your mild-mannered alter ego or anything like that. I mean, you tell me you’re, uh... S-Super, Mega, Ultra Lightning Babe, that’s alright with me. I’m good... I’m good. “
- The Incredibles (2004) - Lucius (Samuel L. Jackson)

[MortMan]

The engineer put half his water in a redundant glass!

[ro_dreaming]

That is one unbelievably patient cat. Mine wouldn’t sit still long enough for the costume, little own riding around on a roomba.