[cripplecreek]

That does it. I’m changing my name to Simon Bar Sinister so it will look cool in the paper when they catch me.

[PGalt]

National Bureaucrats getting their stories straight?

[Sacajaweau]

Is this a Semmens wannabe?

[43north]

Are you SURE that this is satire? Having worked in corporate and goobermint bureaucracies this seems very plausible to me.

You’ve been there too?

[ClearCase_guy]

Lame

[combat_boots]

“There is something about this president that seems to not want to accept that there is a systemic problem here: Islamism and its vicious foot soldiers – most prominently, al Qaeda – who want to do away with our freedom.

What’s more, the problem seems to be expanding in that those overseas are succeeding in convincing American citizens and residents to act against their own country.”

http://www.whitehousedossier.com/2013/04/20/holding-people-responsible/

[rawcatslyentist]

Gotta do something before Beck shows the vid of B Wacky putting the torch to the Reichstag!

[mnehring]

“Future News Now” is a hoax site.

[concerned about politics]

Butch Napolitano

LOL

[McCloud-Strife]

This just in: The administration closes barn door AFTER the horse escaped.
Why not AFTER the bombing instead?

[Nifster]

since it is future news I am figuring this is satire....unfortunately it will probably happen

[Mister Da]

Obama had the Secret Service frisk everyone at the meeting as he didn't know a soul in the room.

[Mister Da]

Attendees later commented admiringly on the President’s grasp of the issues when he said, “We’ve got to take a firm grip, have a wide stance, keep our eye on the ball, & follow through”.