[ConservativeStatement]

Too bad she didn't try to talk the possum out of the situation. /sarcasm

[cripplecreek]

Tougher possum sentencing laws could have prevented this.

[PieterCasparzen]

Supper’s ready.

[JRandomFreeper]

"How many shots were fired?"

"All of 'em!"

/johnny

[Vince Ferrer]

"Sorry, thought you were the DHS," she said.

[shibumi]

Well, it’s not a Topless VooDoo Priestess.

But you can’t expect that kind of luck everyday.

[TChad]

We took action for her.

Acting with the full support of the Obama Department of Justice, we rescued the possum, confiscated her firearm, aborted her baby, and presented her a bill for our services.

[meyer]

Never play possum in a gunfight.

[MinuteGal]

This dipstick woman sounds like she has a possum in her own attic....the one attached to her neck.

Leni

[Bronzy]

OMG, LOL. Many years back, my mother-in-law called us saying that a big rat was in her apartment. (Long story short. We owned a four unit building and parents lived in one unit.) We immediately went to check. The big rat was a possum which entered through an opened pipe wall. It must have gotten into the basement and came through the opened pipe access between wall and bath which we did not close after repair of a water leak. My hubby used a broom to lead it out the back door. The pipe access was closed immediately.

[Oztrich Boy]

Ceiling Possum is watching you

[SWAMPSNIPER]

I had a customer who came in talking about the biggest damned rat he had ever seen. It was sitting on his kitchen table eating left over pizza. I loaned him a Havahart trap and he caught a nice possum.

[Joe 6-pack]

"When NewsChannel 3 showed up at Andrea Baskerville’s Norfolk apartment..."

"'Possum of the Baskervilles" sounds like a Gary Larson cartoon caption.