Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
Good old raid 1.
They are! Just shared the recipe w/our optometrist today!
I think it’s the title of an old Garth Brooks song as well as the name of a bunch of Viet Nam Vet bikers. I could be wrong.
You’re a better man than I. (I always knew that.)
Thank you! If you could please keep them on your profile page, it would be a blessing! Nighty!
Raid is also useful for removing bugs...
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Thursday's Random Flag event. Don't worry about such things,we are all in it together,these are confusing times.
There is No-one finer to have on Point in these uncertain times.
You know where we all are when you need us....
I'll feel so much safer after Blombdum bans replicas...
I heard mumblings that my assistance is needed later to operate the transporter device and launch Darks in the direction of a car dealer. I'm sure he will fill in the details since he doesn't agree with how I mash the photon accelerator pedal while I am transporting objects..
I hate transporting in the rain.
‘launch Darks in the direction of a car dealer’
Good luck with that.
I’m guessing he’s done a considerable amount of ‘Homework’ on the subject first thou.
We’ve not had Rain for over a week, with none in sight for a while yet.
Under that dingbat's jurisdiction are you?
Actually I think it has something to do with his wife's car having to go back to the dealer and now needs to be retreived and his beam-me-up-scottie device doesn't know how to find its way in New Jersey...
But I'll let him detail the saga later.. ;-)
Should be a good read. :)
New Jersey...Ah, C.Bloated.C. Territory.
Fortunately I'm 70 miles outside of his tentacled reach. Argee on the other hand is not so fortunate.
But if the wind is blowing hard from the southeast, every once in a while you can smell citystink..
'Nite Moose!
Sleep well NC !
See you later.
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