What Happened When The Mods Pulled My Post?

About a quart of Gin ^ | April 9 2013 | A Demented Mind

[Darksheare]

I just spent alot of time posting!

I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.

Pictured: Small Bump

What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.

Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?

What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.

Then it gets marked.

Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:

Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.

Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:

I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!

You want to vanish like your dog did?

What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.

Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:

BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.

Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!

Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.

Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!

This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod

[no-to-illegals]

Why would someone say that someone else was indispensable when for the most part people are not squeezed out of tubes?

Invest in plastic? Guess so.

[NoCmpromiz]

[no-to-illegals]

yep ... or be an American.

[Darksheare]

Caffiene IV bag!
Hook me up!
/ bad joke.

[no-to-illegals]

What joke? When fishing ... creep up behind them.

[NoCmpromiz]

or be an American.

Do you mean the everyday normal American, or are you referring to that subclass often called 'politicians'?

[no-to-illegals]

Just out here in fly over country myself.

[Darksheare]

I may be mostly unnoticeable most of the time.
But I have found that people with the caffiene concoction in their systems are horrifically and dreadfully aware of my presence somewhere in the area.

[no-to-illegals]

It’s your coffee! Puts out feelers!

[Darksheare]

Machine is almost ready.

[Darksheare]

Tries to communicate with “the maker” of it?

[no-to-illegals]

yep ... communication is key.

[ThomasThomas]

I once had some hiking boots that I called my waffle stompers.

[moose07]

1
American
That was the definition that I was using.

Was referring to my own time at School.
It was enough to give anyone Flashbacks.

And yeah, we do thing weird, that way no one else has to. :)

[NoCmpromiz]

I smell... smoke.

Is that normal?

[Darksheare]

Yes.
The brimstone is optional.

[moose07]

I'll be checking here:BGS in the morning for the exact moment of switch on.
Good night. :)

[Darksheare]

First post from new machine.
Still working the bugs out.
Nothing has been destroyed yet.

[Darksheare]

Well blarg, another round of updates.
*sigh*

[fanfan]

She sure is!

How’s your garden doing?