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What Happened When The Mods Pulled My Post?
About a quart of Gin ^ | April 9 2013 | A Demented Mind

Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare

I just spent alot of time posting!

I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.

Pictured: Small Bump

What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.

Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
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What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.

Then it gets marked.


Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:

Pictured, mods gathering.

I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.


Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:

I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!

You want to vanish like your dog did?

What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.

Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:

BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!

If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.

Pictured: Mod hands

Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.

Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!

Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.

Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.


Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!

This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod


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To: NoCmpromiz

Wow ,you’re up early!


4,681 posted on 06/03/2013 11:02:54 PM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. This is not the post you are looking for ....move along now....)
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To: JoeProBono

Hi Joe!
Your lucky day with the 57 sided Dice ! :)


4,682 posted on 06/03/2013 11:17:21 PM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. This is not the post you are looking for ....move along now....)
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To: Tax-chick
He found a live conch in its shell.

Conch are hard to chew when they are in the shell..

How to clean and prepare conch

Making Conch Salad at Senior Frogs Bahamas

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Conch Chowder

4,683 posted on 06/04/2013 12:05:21 AM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: moose07
you’re up early!

Not sure if I'm up early or up late... ;-)

I think it's the latter, or is that later...

4,684 posted on 06/04/2013 12:09:36 AM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: NoCmpromiz; moose07

I’m up early. I dreamed I was trapped in a public school with Pat, Frank, and Kathleen. It was horrible.

And now I’ve spilled coffee on my pink flamingo pajamas. More laundry.


4,685 posted on 06/04/2013 2:54:54 AM PDT by Tax-chick (The Commie Plot Theory of Everything. Give it a try - you'll be surprised how often it makes sense.)
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To: Tax-chick

4,686 posted on 06/04/2013 3:37:25 AM PDT by JoeProBono (Mille vocibus imago valet;-{)
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To: Tax-chick; NoCmpromiz
I dreamed I was trapped in a public school

Flashbacks...AHHHH!!!!!! Noesssssss....

4,687 posted on 06/04/2013 3:39:59 AM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. This is not the post you are looking for ....move along now....)
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To: Tax-chick

I dreamed...nothing worth writing home about. So I’ll go take a shower.

I’m getting my eyes examined this morning and will get a referral for the opthalmologist for cataract surgery. YAY!

Then I will head for my niece’s for an overnight stay while she goes to St. George to visit her dad in the hospital there. Ungh...


4,688 posted on 06/04/2013 5:30:15 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Life is hard. It's harder if you're stupid. ~~ John Wayne)
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To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick; moose07

Tuesday.

I hope they’ll have pudding.


4,689 posted on 06/04/2013 5:43:35 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (The universe generally responds poorly to any attempt to draw attention to its numerous flaws.)
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To: Tax-chick; fanfan; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; null and void; Anoreth; Monkey Face; NicknamedBob; ...

4,690 posted on 06/04/2013 5:48:51 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (I am a dissident. Will you join me? My name is John....)
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To: Cyber Liberty

LOL!

Morning, Cyber!


4,691 posted on 06/04/2013 5:55:47 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Life is hard. It's harder if you're stupid. ~~ John Wayne)
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To: NicknamedBob

Poor guy. He’s been in there almost two weeks now, and no telling how much longer he will have to stay.

My truck doesn’t like freeway speeds in the heat, and this week, we’re looking at 100 + degrees every day. I couldn’t make the trip northeast unless I left in the early AM, as it’s mostly uphill on the way there.


4,692 posted on 06/04/2013 5:59:10 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Life is hard. It's harder if you're stupid. ~~ John Wayne)
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To: moose07

public school
- definition:

1
American
a school that is controlled and paid for by the government

2
British
an expensive private school where students usually live as well as study

What’s up with that?


4,693 posted on 06/04/2013 6:00:01 AM PDT by JoeProBono (Mille vocibus imago valet;-{)
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To: JoeProBono; moose07

The Brits do everything weird. That’s why we love them.


4,694 posted on 06/04/2013 7:07:15 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (I am a dissident. Will you join me? My name is John....)
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To: Cyber Liberty

4,695 posted on 06/04/2013 7:38:19 AM PDT by JoeProBono (Mille vocibus imago valet;-{)
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To: TheOldLady

Thank You


4,696 posted on 06/04/2013 8:32:57 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals; All

Nice morning on the beach. Now it’s indoor time. DP has taken some people shopping.

Kathleen liked the beach today, maybe because I was with her the whole time.


4,697 posted on 06/04/2013 8:38:09 AM PDT by Tax-chick (The Commie Plot Theory of Everything. Give it a try - you'll be surprised how often it makes sense.)
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To: Tax-chick

Glad to hear vaction is going GREAT. Have a Wonderful Time!


4,698 posted on 06/04/2013 8:39:53 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Tax-chick
Thunder Storms Go Away Thunder Storms for the rest of the week!
4,699 posted on 06/04/2013 8:43:35 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Monkey Face; Darksheare
Darks is indispensable!

As is Face!

4,700 posted on 06/04/2013 8:44:44 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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