Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
Here's his official portrait...
Someone needs an irrational solution?
The machine swears it is benign and will do no harm once the legs are attached.
Yes—T-c is the cat’s meow!
You can count on it coming from Wash DC...
DC, a place that would deserve being a meteor magnet, locust breeding facility, yeti convention, grue insanity ward, and cthulhu footstool.
Yayyy! Good to see you! (My laptop’s battery died.)
Why am I thinking of liquid pi?
π, that is.
Not even CLOSE! Harry Reid is so e-vil that the Devil is in fear for his job.
The dork didn’t suck up to the Mafia in the ‘70’s for no reason. He still has ties to folks who can hurt Other Folks.
You post was #4666, but I notice you didn’t mention Lost Wages...AKA...Harry’s teat....
Hiya, Darks!
Awwwwwww!
Frank is upset because Sally went out on the beach with Elen instead of going to bed with him. He doesn’t like being alone, unless he’s getting into trouble.
DP and I walked up the beach for a while after supper. He found a live conch in its shell. Conch shells around here usually have hermit crabs in them.
Frank will not always have Sally to keep him warm. Poor little tyke. He may learn early!
WHOA! Conch shells and hermit crabs...I need a beach... :o|
He’s usually with the other boys, but they’re in a room that doesn’t connect to the main part of the house. We didn’t think that would be safe for Frank.
Time for me to go to bed. Kids are up early because of the sun.
And I’m off to bed, as well, with no Adult Beverage... Days like this, life SUCKS!
See you tomorrow!
I did note that he had a pack of coffee filters in one hand,
Given the above evidence, time to take the appropriate measures:
"'No ,it actually is Soap! We've X-rayed it and checked with the drug-dog. The X-ray showed nothing unusual and the Drug-dog now smells better than he has in years!'
'There must be something...Get the Sampling kit and send some off to the Lab for testing.'
Some time later-
'The lab confirms: Great lather and nice aroma.'
'What shall i do with these bags of flour from Columbia?'
'Oh, those are okay ,Manuel gave the Mrs and i a great holiday last year.'
'Put a trace on that Soap and send it with a warning letter.'"
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Which of course brings up this interesting point. At STP, what is the physical state of pi? Solid, liquid, or gas? And irrespective of its state at STP, what exactly is the melting point and the gasification point of pi? Once these are determined I'm sure commercialization of pi will commence.
If pi exists as a gas at STP, could it be forced into solution (much like coke) with a flavored drink and marketed with some catchy slogan like "Taste the fresh taste of Pi, irrationally good and we never repeat ourselves..." (of course for this to be true, a pi drink would of necessity need to be burpless..) In this instance would pi be considered an active ingredient? Or if pi were added to many different flavorings, would it be a constant?
What would the physical properties of liquid pi be? And to contain a block of solid pi, would you first be required to chase it around in circles? On the other hand, if pi is a solid, does it really have a liquid state, or does it merely sublimate into its gaseous form? And does the act of observation affect the uncertainty of whether it really is subliminal or not? And why all of a sudden is this guy Schrodinger trying to hand me a box that he says contains a cat, but he tells me not to open the box to look at the cat because it will change the final state of the cat...
If that isn't circular logic, then I don't know what is.
And what does this note about 'I have no SATA DVD player' mean when decoded with the majek decodor rung?
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