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What Happened When The Mods Pulled My Post?
About a quart of Gin ^ | April 9 2013 | A Demented Mind

Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare

I just spent alot of time posting!

I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.

Pictured: Small Bump

What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.

Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
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What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.

Then it gets marked.


Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:

Pictured, mods gathering.

I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.


Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:

I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!

You want to vanish like your dog did?

What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.

Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:

BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!

If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.

Pictured: Mod hands

Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.

Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!

Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.

Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.


Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!

This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod


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To: Monkey Face

It’s not “freedom” until she can go on her own, but at least with Tom’s having a license, people can go some places I don’t feel like taking them.


4,381 posted on 05/29/2013 8:45:32 AM PDT by Tax-chick (The Commie Plot Theory of Everything. Give it a try - you'll be surprised how often it makes sense.)
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To: Tax-chick

And that’s a good thing! LOL!

Some days, it pays to have young adults at home and “handy.”


4,382 posted on 05/29/2013 9:02:11 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Making good people helpless won't make bad people harmless.)
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To: Monkey Face

Except for Bill ...

I’m thinking of a nap. Maybe Bill has a Somnolence Aura in action.


4,383 posted on 05/29/2013 9:04:35 AM PDT by Tax-chick (The Commie Plot Theory of Everything. Give it a try - you'll be surprised how often it makes sense.)
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To: JoeProBono

I see Anthony Wiener sent you a photo from his cell phone too...


4,384 posted on 05/29/2013 9:16:23 AM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: Silentgypsy; Tax-chick; moose07; NicknamedBob; null and void; ArGee; JoeProBono; Monkey Face; ...

” Also manifest regression to adolescent rebellion stage of life by applying inappropriate ellipsisitization generously and indiscriminately at every opportunity “

Sounds good to me!


4,385 posted on 05/29/2013 9:40:47 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker
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To: NoCmpromiz


4,386 posted on 05/29/2013 9:45:00 AM PDT by JoeProBono (Mille vocibus imago valet;-{)
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To: Monkey Face

Average around town with traffic and stoplights should be a bout 23-25 mpg. In overdrive on Freeway, more like 29-30 mpg. Driving style does affect mileage. Non Ethanol gasoline, though more expensive, does improve engine performance and increases fuel mileage (in our case, about 30%) Fuel quality also affects mileage. Sionnsar tested it out. He was big on the math... blessed Scot that he was. ;-)


4,387 posted on 05/29/2013 10:12:22 AM PDT by LibreOuMort (I am still here, by the grace of God.)
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To: LibreOuMort

I figure, without any more accurate gauge than my brems, that right now, I’m getting about 26-28 mpg around town.

I’m waiting until I can get road coverage insurance before I take it out of town, and then I will probably go to St. George, to visit with the kin there, or if the wallet allows, I will head for Mesa and Tucson.

I will look for the non-ethanol gas. It’s worth a try!

And yes, Sionnsar was a very blessed Scot! ;o])


4,388 posted on 05/29/2013 10:41:18 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Making good people helpless won't make bad people harmless.)
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To: Tax-chick

I would like a nap, but I have a few things to do. I just finished another chapter in Igor’s life, and have asked for estimates for printing it into book form. I don’t know if I will find anything less than .18 cents a page, though.

It will take some saving on my part to get it done, anyway. The good thing is, I can send all the info online, and not have to make a trip to the store to give it to them, but will have to go to approve the cover and design.


4,389 posted on 05/29/2013 10:46:45 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Making good people helpless won't make bad people harmless.)
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To: NicknamedBob
"If you delete a full stop, is it really gone?"

If you delete a full stop, does that make a full go or a partial go?

4,390 posted on 05/29/2013 12:27:07 PM PDT by ArGee (I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
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To: JoeProBono

Isn’t he running for mayor of NYC?


4,391 posted on 05/29/2013 12:28:03 PM PDT by ArGee (I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
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To: Monkey Face

I’d love a nap but the guy I share an office with won’t leave.

Nobody around her will let you nap at work unless you’re a labor leader. Go figure.


4,392 posted on 05/29/2013 12:31:14 PM PDT by ArGee (I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
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To: ArGee

Why should labor leaders need a nap? They don’t work. They just put in their time. ;o]


4,393 posted on 05/29/2013 12:35:56 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Making good people helpless won't make bad people harmless.)
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To: Monkey Face

Isn’t a nap a civil right? What are you, some kind of hater?


4,394 posted on 05/29/2013 12:51:49 PM PDT by ArGee (I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
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To: ArGee

If you’re not a labor leader, you should be able to nap. I said labor leaders don’t need naps. What are you, some kind of hater?

LOL!


4,395 posted on 05/29/2013 1:08:57 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Making good people helpless won't make bad people harmless.)
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To: ArGee; Monkey Face

Fat Cat Union Boss Busted for Snack and Nap


4,396 posted on 05/29/2013 1:16:25 PM PDT by JoeProBono (Mille vocibus imago valet;-{)
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To: JoeProBono

Holy gravity, Batman! How is that chair still standing?


4,397 posted on 05/29/2013 1:36:02 PM PDT by ArGee (I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
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To: JoeProBono; ArGee

Looks like a Clark County Commissioner, hard at work. ;o]


4,398 posted on 05/29/2013 1:40:21 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Making good people helpless won't make bad people harmless.)
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To: All

My oldest son stopped contacting us sometime in 2008 after he asked me to help him obtain a mortgage. Since he had no family and no need for a house, I advised him to avoid getting a mortgage until he could afford it himself. I didn’t want to see him “house poor.” Shortly thereafter the housing bubble burst and he would probably have been up the proverbial creek. But he never replied and, except for email gifts on appropriate days, he stopped contacting us. Last year he didn’t even send gifts. We have been praying for him to “come home” and I believe God told me that He would restore the years the locust has consumed, but there’s been nothing.

Google tells us he finally bought property in 2010. Google just told me today that he had a hearing this morning in Bankruptcy Court because his mortgage company was seeking a stay from automatic relief.

The Prodigal didn’t return home until he suffered economic calamity and “came to himself.” While I don’t wish any harm to my son, I do hope this could be the beginning of a similar return on his part. My wife’s still pretty hurt, but I expect to welcome him with the same open arms as the Prodigal’s father extended.

I don’t exactly know how to pray, except that my son come home. If this suggests any prayers to any of you, I would greatly appreciate them.


4,399 posted on 05/29/2013 1:41:18 PM PDT by ArGee (I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
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To: ArGee

Argee, I’m sorry for the unhappiness that has afflicted your family. I will pray for your son to return to good relations with the family, and especially for your wife to be healed from the pain she has experienced.


4,400 posted on 05/29/2013 1:45:50 PM PDT by Tax-chick (The Commie Plot Theory of Everything. Give it a try - you'll be surprised how often it makes sense.)
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