Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
I’ll have to go to Target on Friday. I’ve found a shirt that I forgot I had which I like but I need a v-neck to wear under it or something and there’s nowhere to buy them here. Except Wal-mart, but I want one in a regular person size and not a giant size.
Also I need some sunglasses and a surf shirt because I can’t find mine.
I always take I-95 because I can get from the bridge between NJ and DE to Charlotte in about 9 1/2 hours that way.
If I carefully plan for traffic and gas stops.
It’s like a Formula One race.
And sunscreen. Don’t forget sunscreen.
Yah.
That's why I avoid it.
When you see the Route 100 overpass, which will go by like ... bip ... that's as close as I get to I-95.
I think we have a surf shirt in your size still here. Also the board-shorts with the skulls, and my old blue 2-piece bathing suit that fits you. I’ll check the closets.
I got a small crewneck shirt at Walmart recently, to wear under my lavender linen dress with the floral chiffon trim from the Salvation Army store, but the shirt’s too big. I don’t think they had an Extra Small.
Did you like the Boromir shirt?
I did thank you.
I have a bathing suit and everything already. Just no surf shirt or sunglasses or a v-neck to go with this shirt I have. I’m thinking purple or white would work probably.
I’ll go to target.
The curry made me sick 2 days in a row. I wasn’t sure that was the problem yesterday when it happened, but apparently it was.
Oh well. It’s gone now anyway.
Sorry about the curry. Maybe the chicken hadn’t been kept cold enough. Tom was sick today, but I don’t think it was his meals.
It’s possible. I did get it at the Exchange in the sale area.
I get meat at the last-minute-markdown at the Monroe Walmart, but then I freeze it.
I froze the ground beef I got because I didn’t expect to use it for a few weeks.
I’ll make a sandwich tomorrow night probably.
You could get a pizza.
Pizza gives me acne so I stopped eating it. Too much grease.
It is so feeble an object but I’ll squeeze my eyes shut and try not to think of amazingness. You are a treasure! Thank you for being here for us!
Lol! Deporting for ruty!
Good night and sweet dreams, y’all!
ArGee, fellow, now you're getting into philosophy.
"If you delete a full stop, is it really gone?"
We’re going to try to use up perishable foods over the next few days. Eventually, we’ll just have rice!
Someone drank all my soda again.
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