Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
I think we have a winner!
Pepe Le Pew would have loved you!
And your brain never seizes to amaze me!!!
Wouldn’t it depend on whether the full stop was part of the text you were deleting?
Good heavens. Does that vehicle come with pedals, or a hole in the floor like Fred Flinstone uses?
If ever I would weave you,
It wouldn't be in summer.
Ummm....what vehicle? The one that is cruising right along?
Actually, it’s a hamster wheel.
Pretty color! Bulky styling. Short pippels should avoid it.
You really shouldn’t talk like that on a family thread.
Oh, that’s a ‘p’.
Nevermind.
*guffaw*
Oh, I get it!
No moss growing on you.
I just got word that the Dowager Empress is in the hospital with a fractured pelvis. That does NOT sound good!
She will be 86 in October. She has COPD and has had minor strokes, so this does not bode well.
I managed to convince my LPO that me having Thursday off was more convenient for everyone than me picking, at random, a weekday next month and demanding that day off instead. So I’ll be leaving Thursday morning around 5:30 probably, so as to be through Baltimore before rush hour and through DC just after it. After I get through the area between the two it’s usually pretty clear on the roads.
Sounds good. I’m getting my hair cut Thursday morning.
Is Piper coming?
Oh, I’m sorry to hear that! I know she’s been a trial to you, but you had to be close, too.
Yes.
Okay. Adriana will be here Friday morning to discuss the care of everything.
As I live in that area between the two, I can assuredly say, "I feel your pain".
To reprise a tale my brother told, it's amazing that so many people choose to live here in Timbuktu land, so far away from everything.
Actually, as you cruise down along I-95, a route I studiously avoid, you will pass within about twelve miles of Timbuktu. (No, it isn't worth stopping, but if you did, some day, I'd buy you a meal.)
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