What Happened When The Mods Pulled My Post?

About a quart of Gin ^ | April 9 2013 | A Demented Mind

[Darksheare]

I just spent alot of time posting!

I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.

Pictured: Small Bump

What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.

Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?

What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.

Then it gets marked.

Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:

Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.

Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:

I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!

You want to vanish like your dog did?

What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.

Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:

BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.

Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!

Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.

Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!

This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod

[no-to-illegals]

All quiet on your side of the pond? Been viewing a few bits and pieces today. Prayer is for quiet.

[NicknamedBob]

"I’m post-mortem status then."

I've been looking forward to reaching that plateau myself. I figure it will give a real boost to my literary career.

Then I can start writing books that will really take off!

[no-to-illegals]

That mathematical equation has too many implications.

[JoeProBono]

[no-to-illegals]

Bob ... postmortem status? Say it ain't so Bob. Think of all the pictures.

[no-to-illegals]

Good one Joe!

[moose07]

How-do NTI,
All quiet here, as far as i know.
Not really been looking ,but haven’t heard any loud bangs.
Only my head against this wall.
The wall will not win.

[NicknamedBob]

"Think of all the pictures."

Pictures would appear to be the least of the problems.

Besides, my books don't have any illustrations. That's just to keep me from being arrested.

[no-to-illegals]

Hang in there FRiend. Saw the troublemakers take to the streets today in video protesting Maggie. Maggie has delivered the haters up to be viewed and cataloged. Stay Safe.

[no-to-illegals]

Good plan Bob. No pictures. What can we do about those already posted? Oops ... it sometimes takes me reading something twelve or fifteen times before understanding. It is genetic and inbreeding.

[moose07]

"Maggie has delivered the haters up to be viewed and cataloged."

I did wonder if her passing would dredge up the past.
Thanks N-T-I.
10 - 37

[Altariel]

I always knew this was what Really Happened.

Of course, you neglected to mention the Vast Doberman Conspiracy.....

[no-to-illegals]

10-0

[JouleZ]

The wheels on the bus go ‘round and ‘round.....wait a minute. WTH?

[JoeProBono]

[moose07]

10-4
LOL, even those are different!
10-51.

[no-to-illegals]

Got a 20?

[JouleZ]

You will be famous if you write books that fly....not the “The Fly”. That’s been done. But you get my draft. Er, drift. Good luck! No, make that ‘break a leg’.

[no-to-illegals]

also need a 10-26

[moose07]

Not any more,gave up years ago.
Very few still do.