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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 04/05/2013 5:16:03 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

Go For Broke Day

When : Always Apil 5th

Are you a gambler? Then, today, is your day. It's Go For Broke Day. Today is a day to put it all on the line, and take a chance. It might be money. Or, it can be a love relationship. Perhaps, it's time to initiate a risky project, or to take a new job.

Many of us go about our daily lives playing it safe, not taking big chances. If you are of a conservative ilk, you may have never gone out on a limb, or taken big risks. If this sounds like you, maybe today is a day to really let loose and "Go for Broke".

If you can muster up the courage to take a big risk, you can enjoy today by taking big risks and "Going for Broke". We will leave it up to you to decide whether the risk is worth taking.   



Former President George Bush has invited President Obama to the opening of his presidential library later this month. President Obama said he's looking forward to going through the library to see if there was anything else he could blame Bush for. ~ Jay Leno

The White House has now put together a website for kids. It's a website to teach kids how to manage a budget responsibly. The website is called "Irony.gov." ~ David Letterman

The Associated Press, the largest newsgathering outlet in the world, will no longer use the term "illegal immigrant." That is out. They will now use the phrase "undocumented Democrat." ~ Jay Leno

Yesterday President Obama shot baskets at the White House and made only two shots out of 22. Even Dick Cheney was like, “That guy needs to learn how to shoot.” ~ Jimmy Fallon

President Obama went only two for 22. It’s tough times for Obama — one minute, he’s asking Congress to raise the debt ceiling; the next, he’s asking them to lower the hoop. ~ Jimmy Fallon

Today President Obama asked Congress for $100 million to map the human brain. And believe me, if anybody needs a map to find their brain, it’s Congress. ~ Jay Leno

Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano — the person in charge of our national security — recently said she doesn’t email, text, or tweet. So remember: If you see something, say something — because there’s literally no other way she’ll get the message. ~ Jimmy Fallon

Everybody’s still talking about March Madness, and it turns out that President Obama has correctly predicted 11 of the Sweet 16 teams. When Joe Biden was asked about his Sweet 16, he said, “It was great — I had a petting zoo and a clown."


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: broke; ofst; silliness
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To: Lucky9teen

Haauueni...is a word.


61 posted on 04/05/2013 9:34:27 AM PDT by Conservative4Ever (I'm going Galt)
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To: Lucky9teen

Appear


62 posted on 04/05/2013 9:34:58 AM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Conservative4Ever
Haauueni...is a word.

Or the mayor of Helsinki

63 posted on 04/05/2013 9:36:46 AM PDT by llevrok (2013: The USA is in a Cold Civil War.)
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To: Lucky9teen

I get ‘wonder’, ‘magic’, ‘illusion’, ‘design’, ‘red’, ‘now’, ‘vanish’, and ‘idle’.

Did I miss many ?

One Man’s Opinion

21stCenturion


64 posted on 04/05/2013 9:37:22 AM PDT by 21stCenturion ("It's the Judges, Stupid !")
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To: 21stCenturion

Nobody likes a showoff. :-)


65 posted on 04/05/2013 9:39:53 AM PDT by Conservative4Ever (I'm going Galt)
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To: Lucky9teen
During the depression there was a butcher known far and wide for his rabbit sausage. People come from miles around just to get some of his sausage.

One day he is talking o a friend of his and the man asks him how he is able to keep up the quality of his sausage in these difficult times. The butcher replies that he uses some mule filler.

The friend is shocked but asks well how much filler do you use. the butcher replies "About 50/50" the friend says that isn't to bad and the butcher says "Yeah one mule and one rabbit that is 50/50."

66 posted on 04/05/2013 9:43:10 AM PDT by verga (A nation divided by Zero!)
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To: Lucky9teen

Magic


67 posted on 04/05/2013 9:45:10 AM PDT by dragonblustar (2 Peter 3:18)
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To: Lucky9teen

w-o-n-d-e-r


68 posted on 04/05/2013 9:47:26 AM PDT by MarineBrat (Better dead than red!)
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To: Lucky9teen

Appear


69 posted on 04/05/2013 9:50:58 AM PDT by verga (A nation divided by Zero!)
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To: Lucky9teen

I also got F R A N Z A

Franza is a cheap box wine. Maybe because it is Friday my mind is some place else?


70 posted on 04/05/2013 9:55:46 AM PDT by llevrok (2013: The USA is in a Cold Civil War.)
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To: Monkey Face

[smiles] Bryan sent that to me this morning.


71 posted on 04/05/2013 9:56:07 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: TheOldLady

:o]

It is so true, it hurts! Thank him from me.


72 posted on 04/05/2013 9:57:41 AM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Cyber Liberty

He had to erase the ‘R’ from runt? *puzzled*


73 posted on 04/05/2013 10:02:45 AM PDT by Ingtar (Everyone complains about the weather, but only Liberals try to legislate it.)
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To: Lucky9teen

the first word you see.


74 posted on 04/05/2013 10:04:36 AM PDT by Ingtar (Everyone complains about the weather, but only Liberals try to legislate it.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Magic
Pear
Vahish


75 posted on 04/05/2013 10:05:15 AM PDT by CSM (Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Pear


76 posted on 04/05/2013 10:13:33 AM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Promotional Fee Paid for by "Ouchies" The Sharp, Prickly Toy You Bathe With!)
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To: N. Theknow

A Baptist pastor was presenting a children’s sermon. During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was. Now, asking questions during children’s sermons is crucial, but at the same time, asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be very dangerous.

Having asked the children if they knew the meaning of the resurrection, a little boy raised his hand........

The pastor called on him and the little boy said, “I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor.”
It took over ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough for the service to continue.


77 posted on 04/05/2013 10:16:54 AM PDT by sunny48
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To: Monkey Face

Will do, my friend.


78 posted on 04/05/2013 10:20:06 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Lucky9teen

pear


79 posted on 04/05/2013 10:22:03 AM PDT by sunny48
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To: llevrok

This is excellent


80 posted on 04/05/2013 10:23:06 AM PDT by sunny48
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