Could be worse, she could have been married to John Wesley Hardin.
Geez...
I’m trying to figure what’s really worse here. Snoring or malicious burning of clothes with people in them....
Well, whichever one lands in prison will help shed light on that answer :O
“I don’t want to set the world on fire...I just want to start a flame in your pants.”
Ok, how does burning her pants stop her snoring?
Why doesn’t he just sleep in another room?
Lifetime Channel is preparing another Emmy winning script as we type.
His claim: she snored.
Her claim: she didn’t.
Liar, liar, pants on fire.
What the heck is the matter with people? What a murderous freak.
Here comes old rosie she’s looking mighty fine
Here comes hot nancy she’s steppin’ right on time
There go the street lights bringin on the night
Here come the men faces hidden from the light
All through the shadows they come and they go
With only one thing in common
They got the fire down below
ROFLH (hysterically) Keyword: hobbies?
A bellowing spouse is no laughing matter, but I’m going to remember this the next time I’m having the urge to smother him with a pillow.
That’s absolutely great!
Cannot wait to hear your comments.
My mind is ablaze with images of blazing temple chaps.
“No mas pantalones”
Good thing she was just snoring. If it had been breaking wind, then setting her pants on fire could have been catastrophic!
Snoring can ruin a good night’s sleep.
Whenever we go camping my son is constantly shoving me awake when I snore.
I guess when she denied the snoring he was trying to emphasize the old, “liar, liar” adage...
He should have just bought her an OTC snoring remedy and saved the arrest record! There are definitely better solutions out there than lighting your wife’s pants on fire :0
Mu husband snores like a train. Seriously, he used to rattle the lamp on the headboard. I bought him a chinstrap, and the snoring stopped. Sweet relief. And I didn’t even have to light his pants ablaze LOL.