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Utah Man Sets Snoring Wife’s Pants Ablaze
East Idaho News ^ | April 1, 2013

Posted on 04/02/2013 3:43:11 PM PDT by nickcarraway

A 60-year-old Salt Lake City man has been charged with aggravated arson after he set his wife’s pants on fire. Bryce Whitaker and his wife had been arguing about her snoring, which led Whitaker to take a pair of pants and set them on fire with a candle when she wasn’t looking. Whitaker later woke up his wife when the fire grew out of control. No injuries were reported.


TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: hobbies; liarliarpantsonfire; snoring
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1 posted on 04/02/2013 3:43:11 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

Could be worse, she could have been married to John Wesley Hardin.


2 posted on 04/02/2013 3:44:31 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: nickcarraway

Geez...

I’m trying to figure what’s really worse here. Snoring or malicious burning of clothes with people in them....

Well, whichever one lands in prison will help shed light on that answer :O


3 posted on 04/02/2013 3:46:57 PM PDT by chris37 (Heartless.)
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To: nickcarraway

“I don’t want to set the world on fire...I just want to start a flame in your pants.”


4 posted on 04/02/2013 3:48:51 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: nickcarraway

Ok, how does burning her pants stop her snoring?
Why doesn’t he just sleep in another room?


5 posted on 04/02/2013 3:53:52 PM PDT by svcw (If you are dead when your heart stops, why aren't you alive when it starts.)
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To: nickcarraway; Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!

6 posted on 04/02/2013 3:57:34 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: dfwgator
“I don’t want to set the world on fire...I just want to start a flame in your pants.”

I heard tales about feeling a burning sensation in the drawers after a night with a certain gal.

7 posted on 04/02/2013 3:59:13 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: nickcarraway; Lazamataz

Lifetime Channel is preparing another Emmy winning script as we type.


8 posted on 04/02/2013 4:00:31 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: nickcarraway

His claim: she snored.
Her claim: she didn’t.

Liar, liar, pants on fire.


9 posted on 04/02/2013 4:04:33 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy (The ballot box is a sham. Nothing will change until after the war.)
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To: nickcarraway

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_qr0El_4ow


10 posted on 04/02/2013 4:07:04 PM PDT by Clay Moore ("In politics, stupidity is not a handicap." Napoleon Bonaparte)
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To: nickcarraway

What the heck is the matter with people? What a murderous freak.


11 posted on 04/02/2013 4:10:57 PM PDT by Caipirabob (Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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Here comes old rosie she’s looking mighty fine
Here comes hot nancy she’s steppin’ right on time
There go the street lights bringin on the night
Here come the men faces hidden from the light
All through the shadows they come and they go
With only one thing in common
They got the fire down below


12 posted on 04/02/2013 4:13:52 PM PDT by dfwgator
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ROFLH (hysterically) Keyword: hobbies?

A bellowing spouse is no laughing matter, but I’m going to remember this the next time I’m having the urge to smother him with a pillow.
That’s absolutely great!


13 posted on 04/02/2013 4:18:37 PM PDT by KGeorge
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To: Elsie

Cannot wait to hear your comments.

My mind is ablaze with images of blazing temple chaps.


14 posted on 04/02/2013 4:19:31 PM PDT by Utah Binger (Southern Utah where the world comes to see America)
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To: KGeorge

I don’ think I was the one who put hobbies.


15 posted on 04/02/2013 4:22:39 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

Well, kudos to whoever did it. If ever I needed to laugh, I need it then.


16 posted on 04/02/2013 4:25:13 PM PDT by KGeorge
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Freepers, your Contributions make every difference!
Please keep ‘em coming! Thank you all very much!

17 posted on 04/02/2013 4:45:34 PM PDT by RedMDer (May we always be happy and may our enemies always know it. - Sarah Palin, 10-18-2010)
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To: a fool in paradise

I have but one burning desire...let me stand next to your fire.


18 posted on 04/02/2013 4:46:57 PM PDT by TurboZamboni (Looting the future to bribe the present)
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To: dfwgator

I’m so hot for you, baby. LOL


19 posted on 04/02/2013 4:52:45 PM PDT by Shimmer1 (No matter how cynical I get, I just can't keep up.)
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To: nickcarraway

“No mas pantalones”


20 posted on 04/02/2013 5:20:03 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Dude! Where's my Bill of Rights?)
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