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Utah Man Sets Snoring Wife’s Pants Ablaze
East Idaho News ^
| April 1, 2013
Posted on 04/02/2013 3:43:11 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway
Could be worse, she could have been married to John Wesley Hardin.
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posted on
04/02/2013 3:44:31 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: nickcarraway
Geez...
I’m trying to figure what’s really worse here. Snoring or malicious burning of clothes with people in them....
Well, whichever one lands in prison will help shed light on that answer :O
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posted on
04/02/2013 3:46:57 PM PDT
by
chris37
(Heartless.)
To: nickcarraway
“I don’t want to set the world on fire...I just want to start a flame in your pants.”
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posted on
04/02/2013 3:48:51 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: nickcarraway
Ok, how does burning her pants stop her snoring?
Why doesn’t he just sleep in another room?
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posted on
04/02/2013 3:53:52 PM PDT
by
svcw
(If you are dead when your heart stops, why aren't you alive when it starts.)
To: nickcarraway; Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!
To: dfwgator
“I don’t want to set the world on fire...I just want to start a flame in your pants.” I heard tales about feeling a burning sensation in the drawers after a night with a certain gal.
To: nickcarraway; Lazamataz
Lifetime Channel is preparing another Emmy winning script as we type.
To: nickcarraway
His claim: she snored.
Her claim: she didn’t.
Liar, liar, pants on fire.
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posted on
04/02/2013 4:04:33 PM PDT
by
ClearCase_guy
(The ballot box is a sham. Nothing will change until after the war.)
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
04/02/2013 4:07:04 PM PDT
by
Clay Moore
("In politics, stupidity is not a handicap." Napoleon Bonaparte)
To: nickcarraway
What the heck is the matter with people? What a murderous freak.
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posted on
04/02/2013 4:10:57 PM PDT
by
Caipirabob
(Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
To: nickcarraway
Here comes old rosie she’s looking mighty fine
Here comes hot nancy she’s steppin’ right on time
There go the street lights bringin on the night
Here come the men faces hidden from the light
All through the shadows they come and they go
With only one thing in common
They got the fire down below
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posted on
04/02/2013 4:13:52 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: nickcarraway
ROFLH (hysterically) Keyword: hobbies?
A bellowing spouse is no laughing matter, but I’m going to remember this the next time I’m having the urge to smother him with a pillow.
That’s absolutely great!
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posted on
04/02/2013 4:18:37 PM PDT
by
KGeorge
To: Elsie
Cannot wait to hear your comments.
My mind is ablaze with images of blazing temple chaps.
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posted on
04/02/2013 4:19:31 PM PDT
by
Utah Binger
(Southern Utah where the world comes to see America)
To: KGeorge
I don’ think I was the one who put hobbies.
To: nickcarraway
Well, kudos to whoever did it. If ever I needed to laugh, I need it then.
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posted on
04/02/2013 4:25:13 PM PDT
by
KGeorge
Freepers, your Contributions make every difference!
Please keep ‘em coming! Thank you all very much!
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posted on
04/02/2013 4:45:34 PM PDT
by
RedMDer
(May we always be happy and may our enemies always know it. - Sarah Palin, 10-18-2010)
To: a fool in paradise
I have but one burning desire...let me stand next to your fire.
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posted on
04/02/2013 4:46:57 PM PDT
by
TurboZamboni
(Looting the future to bribe the present)
To: dfwgator
I’m so hot for you, baby. LOL
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posted on
04/02/2013 4:52:45 PM PDT
by
Shimmer1
(No matter how cynical I get, I just can't keep up.)
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
04/02/2013 5:20:03 PM PDT
by
FlingWingFlyer
(Dude! Where's my Bill of Rights?)
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