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Company releases new bacon-flavored condoms
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| 03/28/2013
Posted on 03/29/2013 7:50:35 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd
I don't think this what Bill Gates had in mind when he offered $100,000 to someone to invent the next generation condom.
Just when you though the bacon fad was fizzling out, J&D's Foods --the same Seattle-based company that brought us the bacon coffin and bacon mayonnaise (all real products) -- now has introduced Bacon Condoms that claims to "make your meat look like meat."
As an added bonus, each condom is coated with its very own J&D’s baconlube.
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TOPICS: Food; Health/Medicine; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bacon; condoms
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Bacon. Not just for breakfast anymore.
To: Responsibility2nd
Should please the gay crowd...they can have breakfast in bed....
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posted on
03/29/2013 7:52:34 AM PDT
by
illiac
(If we don't change directions soon, we'll get where we're going)
To: Responsibility2nd
Redneck girls throughout the country are rejoicing...
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posted on
03/29/2013 7:52:40 AM PDT
by
stuartcr
("I have habits that are older than the people telling me they're bad for me.")
To: Responsibility2nd
Pork.
So many jokes, so little time...
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posted on
03/29/2013 7:53:08 AM PDT
by
gov_bean_ counter
(American needs a Romans 1: 18-32 wakeup call...)
To: Responsibility2nd
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posted on
03/29/2013 7:53:45 AM PDT
by
KeyLargo
To: Responsibility2nd
Bacon grease....cold of course.
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posted on
03/29/2013 7:54:03 AM PDT
by
Dallas59
(America died a little bit more on 11/6/2012)
To: Dallas59
Unless you fry your bacon while naked.
(DON’T try this at home.)
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posted on
03/29/2013 7:56:23 AM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
To: Responsibility2nd
Confucious say bacon condom keep egg off of face.
To: Dallas59
Careful not to offend any muzzie chicks.
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posted on
03/29/2013 7:59:24 AM PDT
by
rktman
(BACKGROUND CHECKS? YOU FIRST MR. PRESIDENT!(not that we'd get the truth!))
To: Responsibility2nd
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posted on
03/29/2013 7:59:27 AM PDT
by
Dallas59
(America died a little bit more on 11/6/2012)
To: Responsibility2nd
“... make your meat look like meat”.
Nope. Not going to say a thing.
To: Responsibility2nd
Oh, so that's why little piggy wiggies have curly tails!
To: Responsibility2nd
“Bacon. Not just for breakfast anymore.”
Was bacon EVER just for breakfast?
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posted on
03/29/2013 8:12:05 AM PDT
by
ZirconEncrustedTweezers
(I'll stop being a cynic when the world stops giving me reasons to be cynical.)
To: Responsibility2nd
To: Responsibility2nd
Oh, great ...
... now I've got to worry about being attacked by my cats ...
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posted on
03/29/2013 8:45:14 AM PDT
by
BlueLancer
("Oh, man, that's a lot of Indians!" [LTC George A. Custer, 1876, near the Little Bighorn Valley])
To: Responsibility2nd
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posted on
03/29/2013 9:24:09 AM PDT
by
AnAmericanAbroad
(It's all bread and circuses for the future prey of the Morlocks.)
To: Responsibility2nd
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posted on
03/29/2013 9:26:22 AM PDT
by
Carriage Hill
(The most insidious power the news media has, is the power to ignore.)
To: Responsibility2nd
Probably won’t sell well in the Muslim markets...
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posted on
03/29/2013 9:27:21 AM PDT
by
llevrok
(Keep your arms out. It makes it harder for them to throw a net over you.)
To: BlueLancer
Judging by some of the responses, you only have to worry if they’re gay.
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posted on
03/29/2013 9:38:49 AM PDT
by
stuartcr
("I have habits that are older than the people telling me they're bad for me.")
To: llevrok
When I was in Abu Dhabi a long time ago, they sold pork in the grocery store I used to go to.
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posted on
03/29/2013 9:40:20 AM PDT
by
stuartcr
("I have habits that are older than the people telling me they're bad for me.")
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