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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
Posted on 03/29/2013 5:38:53 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
Festival of Smoke and Mirrors Day
When : Always March 29th
Smoke and Mirrors Day is a day of illusions. The term "smoke and mirrors" means something is not really as it appears to be. People often put up smoke and mirrors to hide something.
This day is also referred to as the Festival of Smoke and Mirrors. We did not discover an actual festival of this nature. But, who needs historical facts to have fun an a special day? Let's get out and enjoy Smoke and Mirrors Day to the fullest.
A large jet plane crashed on a farm in the middle of rural Kentucky. Panic stricken, the local sheriff mobilized and descended on the farm in force. By the time they got there, the aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hull left smoldering in a tree line that bordered the farm.
The sheriff and his men entered the smoking mess but could find no remains of anyone. They spotted the farmer plowing a field not too far away as if nothing had happened. They hurried over to the man's tractor.
"Hank," the sheriff yelled, panting and out of breath. "Did you see this terrible accident happen?" "Yep. Sure did," the farmer mumbled unconcerned, cutting off the tractor's engine. "Do you realize that is Air Force One, the airplane of the President of the United States?"
"Yep." "Were there any survivors?" "Nope. They's all kilt straight out," the farmer answered. "I done buried them all myself. Took me most of the morning."
"President Obama is dead?" the sheriff asked Well," the farmer
grumbled, restarting his tractor."He kept a-saying he wasn't...
But you know how bad that sumbitch lies...*
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: friday; ofst; silliness; smokeandmirrors
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To: ArGee
"River country" closed 15 years ago. Substitute with "typhoon lagoon" or "blizzard beach."
CC
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posted on
03/29/2013 6:01:48 AM PDT
by
Celtic Conservative
(Hey liberals, what part of "unalienable" don't you understand?)
To: ArGee
“3) While waiting in the cattle stalls at Space Mountain, start mooing.”
I have done #3. Surprising how quickly it caught on.
To: envisio; Bender2
Proof positive that we need high capacity magazines ...
*H/T Bender2*
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posted on
03/29/2013 6:04:14 AM PDT
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
To: Celtic Conservative
So sorry. I haven’t been there since before Epcot Center was built.
The Mouse and I are not friends.
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posted on
03/29/2013 6:04:54 AM PDT
by
ArGee
(An open mind is like an open window - if you don't have a screen, you get flies.)
To: envisio
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posted on
03/29/2013 6:05:17 AM PDT
by
secret garden
(Why procrastinate when you can perendinate?)
To: Liberty Valance
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posted on
03/29/2013 6:06:05 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
03/29/2013 6:07:30 AM PDT
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
03/29/2013 6:08:43 AM PDT
by
N. Theknow
(Kennedys=Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat, but they know what's best for you.)
To: secret garden
The queers came up with an “equal” sign that is simply a red box with a pink ‘equal’ symbol in it.
It represents “equality” and means ‘I like the taste of my own poo on a hairy man’s weiner’. It has turned an internet meme.
Do the googleweb images for ‘equality sign’.
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posted on
03/29/2013 6:12:01 AM PDT
by
envisio
(Its on like Donkey Kong!!)
To: ArGee
2) In line for 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, keep muttering to yourself about how you should never have skipped your PADI final. This is obviously an old list. I rode that one in 1972; the next chance I had to go back, in 1996, it was gone.
The site now appears to be occupied by the "Seven Dwarfs Mine Train", under construction.
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posted on
03/29/2013 6:12:19 AM PDT
by
ExGeeEye
(It's been over 90 days; time to start on 2014. Carpe GOP!)
To: envisio
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posted on
03/29/2013 6:17:00 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
To: envisio
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posted on
03/29/2013 6:20:16 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
To: ExGeeEye
It’s a new list.
I’m an old man. I haven’t been to Disney since the early 1980s.
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posted on
03/29/2013 6:21:24 AM PDT
by
ArGee
(An open mind is like an open window - if you don't have a screen, you get flies.)
To: envisio
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posted on
03/29/2013 6:22:57 AM PDT
by
secret garden
(Why procrastinate when you can perendinate?)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
03/29/2013 6:24:24 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
To: Lucky9teen
WOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO TGIF!
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posted on
03/29/2013 6:27:31 AM PDT
by
Currentriverrat
(People are calling our President the Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, that's not allowed is it?)
To: Liberty Valance
To go with yours...
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posted on
03/29/2013 6:28:00 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
To: Lucky9teen
38
posted on
03/29/2013 6:32:25 AM PDT
by
ZirconEncrustedTweezers
(I'll stop being a cynic when the world stops giving me reasons to be cynical.)
To: Liberty Valance
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posted on
03/29/2013 6:34:47 AM PDT
by
Vaduz
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
03/29/2013 6:49:25 AM PDT
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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