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You’re Doing It Wrong: Hard-Boiled Eggs
Slate ^ | March 27, 2013 | L.V. Anderson

Posted on 03/28/2013 4:05:31 PM PDT by Daffynition

In this season of beitzahs and PAAS dye kits, it may be time for a friendly reminder about hard-boiled eggs: You’re not actually supposed to boil them. Hard-boiled eggs may seem too basic to warrant a PSA, but misinformation abounds. Just the other day, a bright, culinarily astute friend casually mentioned his egg-boiling technique, which he described as “traditional,” and which he seemed to think was socially condoned: Bring a pot of water to a low boil, add your eggs, and cook them for 10 minutes over medium heat.

Granted, his mistake is understandable—the very name “hard-boiled eggs” cruelly and ironically perpetuates the myth that the thing they describe should be boiled. But following my friend’s method yields unevenly cooked eggs: The whites, battered by the incessant kinetic energy of the water molecules, become tough and rubbery. The yolks, meanwhile, buffered by albumin, remain half raw. (Of course, you could boil the eggs longer than 10 minutes to get fully cooked yolks, but by that point your whites would have the texture of a foam yoga mat.) Eggs cooked this way cannot rightfully be called hard-boiled—they are half-hard, half-soft chimeras.

Furthermore, cooking eggs in boiling water disturbs whatever domestic tranquility you have carefully cultivated in your kitchen. Boiling eggs will rattle disquietingly in the pot, jarring your nerves (which may already be tattered either by Easter Bunny-crazed children or by not having been able to eat bread for several days). You might as well put on Steve Reich’s Drumming. In addition to being an aural nightmare, clattering eggs are liable to crack, thereby defeating the purpose of cooking them in the shell in the first place, and ruining them as a clean slate for dying or charring.

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To: RedHeeler
Where's my story of the FL lady who poured gasoline on a snake...and when the snake ran under her house, house burned down.

It'd just be my luck a rogue chicken would escape...


61 posted on 03/28/2013 10:53:01 PM PDT by Daffynition (The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. — D.H.)
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To: Daffynition

Cool post.


62 posted on 03/28/2013 10:54:15 PM PDT by Lancey Howard
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To: Daffynition

Well, an old rock knocker like you, probably likes scrambled. Good Easter, to ya


63 posted on 03/28/2013 11:05:04 PM PDT by RedHeeler
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To: RedHeeler
You're invited...Indian givers are invited.


64 posted on 03/28/2013 11:11:17 PM PDT by Daffynition (The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. — D.H.)
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To: Daffynition

A few of those around these days. Amazing times, Daffynition.


65 posted on 03/28/2013 11:11:27 PM PDT by RedHeeler
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To: Daffynition

A few of those around these days. Amazing times, Daffynition.


66 posted on 03/28/2013 11:11:40 PM PDT by RedHeeler
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To: RedHeeler
Is this too subtle?


67 posted on 03/28/2013 11:15:26 PM PDT by Daffynition (The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. — D.H.)
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To: Daffynition

Is it pedicure or pedigree? Not much on subtle.


68 posted on 03/28/2013 11:28:12 PM PDT by RedHeeler
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To: RedHeeler

69 posted on 03/28/2013 11:33:54 PM PDT by Daffynition (The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. — D.H.)
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To: Cyber Liberty

You can never go wrong with plastic.

They don’t make very good egg salad, tho’.


70 posted on 03/28/2013 11:38:03 PM PDT by dixiechick2000 (Old age and treachery always overcomes youth and skill.)
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To: SAJ

White vinegar, a teaspoon.


71 posted on 03/29/2013 5:00:58 AM PDT by kabumpo (Kabumpo)
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To: kabumpo; SAJ

Yes - just a small splash.


72 posted on 03/29/2013 5:02:01 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (Piffle....)
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To: Daffynition

73 posted on 03/29/2013 5:12:06 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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To: JoeProBono

74 posted on 03/29/2013 5:26:39 AM PDT by Daffynition (The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. — D.H.)
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To: SamAdams76
Also, spinning an egg will reveal a liquid core by the egg refusing to spin.

However, this week I will try your method of separating the membrane.

Thanks!

75 posted on 03/30/2013 12:47:30 PM PDT by Banjoguy (The Mayor of San Antonio is the smoothest liar I have ever seen.)
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To: Daffynition
Some are still hard to peel, which correlated to their freshness, I have read.

It does. As the eggs age, moisture evaporates from their interiors. The resulting slight shrinkage of the white pulls it away from the membrane. When you boil the eggs, water then enters the narrow gap between the white and membrane and acts as lubrication to make the membrane separate easily from the white.

When I was a kid growing up on a chicken ranch, my stepfather would bring home a couple of flats of eggs a couple of weeks before Easter so they would have time to age properly and thus become easy to peel after cooking.

76 posted on 03/31/2013 4:44:13 AM PDT by exDemMom (Now that I've finally accepted that I'm living a bad hair life, I'm more at peace with the world.)
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To: Mamzelle
You’re not far off. If the hen has white ear holes, the egg will be white. If brown, the eggs will be brown.

What about the hens that lay green or blue eggs? (Araucuna or something like that.)

77 posted on 03/31/2013 4:52:18 AM PDT by exDemMom (Now that I've finally accepted that I'm living a bad hair life, I'm more at peace with the world.)
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To: Daffynition
Alton's way of "hard cooked eggs" is the best I have tried.

Simple and perfect every time.

The only change I make is that after peeling I slice them length wise and salt.

Yum!

78 posted on 03/31/2013 5:23:28 AM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Promotional Fee Paid for by "Ouchies" The Sharp, Prickly Toy You Bathe With!)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear; exDemMom
Let's see Alton do this...


79 posted on 03/31/2013 6:51:04 AM PDT by Daffynition (The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. — D.H.)
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To: exDemMom

I don’t know, probably brown. All of my hens laid colored eggs— there’s even a breed that lays dark brown eggs, they look like chocolate!


80 posted on 03/31/2013 7:23:12 AM PDT by Mamzelle
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