Posted on 03/28/2013 6:31:30 AM PDT by SeekAndFind
While The History Channel's miniseries "The Bible" continues to garner millions of viewers every week, one comedian has opted to poke fun at the program.
Comedy Central satirist Stephen Colbert, known for his faux conservative program "The Colbert Report," had a segment Monday evening about the miniseries and its production team.
"The Word of God, the story of all creation, doesn't really have the legs to sustain an entire series; unlike The History Channel's Big Shrimpin,'" quipped Colbert.
He also talked about Roma Downey, co-producer of the miniseries, being cast for the role of the Virgin Mary.
"Wow, I wonder who she had to sleep with to get that part? Nobody! It's called the Immaculate Audition," said Colbert, mockingly calling producers Downey and Burnett "America's preeminent theological scholars."
"This is huge. Don't take it from me folks how huge it is. Take it from the man who wrote the Bible: Mark Burnett."
Colbert also poked some fun at Diogo Morgado, who was casted to play Jesus Christ. Colbert referred to him as "a beefcake Jesus."
"Their Jesus is way too hot. It does not project holiness when you cannot look at him without saying 'God damn!'" said Colbert.
"We need a Jesus who suffers like us with a spare tire, receding hairline and who only came back on Easter because he heard there was chocolate."
A practicing Catholic who has taught Sunday School and periodically done his "Colbert Report" program on Ash Wednesday with ashes on his forehead, Colbert has stated in the past that he feels no religious concern to his humor.
At a September 2012 panel discussion that included New York Cardinal Timothy Dolan and the Rev. James Martin, official chaplain for the "Colbert Report," Colbert explained that his humor focuses more on the misuse of religion.
"I love my church warts and all," said Colbert before the estimated 3,000 people gather. "If Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor, I am in huge trouble."
As for taking God's name in vain, that is off limits but keep it in the context of the story he is telling and you may see it differently. He isn't saying it, but quoting a fictitious viewer. I don't really know if that "crosses the line."
I didn't start writing this to defend Colbert, who I have never seen and don't even know. But it occurred to me while writing that the only offense I see is the insinuations he makes may be false, so I plead ignorance on that.
Any time I hear someone say, “OMG” I like to ask, which one is that?
Using vulgar language to describe bodily functions is not “cursing.” Cursing is wishing evil upon someone, especially wishing his soul to be eternally damned.
All of those S(omething)-words are simply vulgar, rude, or socially, inappropriate, and are no more sinful than any other instances of poor manners.
You’re a good Catholic girl, aren’t you?
“No, theres a whole lot more the Bible says about cursing. Its a sin. Period.”
Cursing, in the Biblical sense, does not equate to “curse words” in the modern sense. Biblically, we’re talking real curses, such as “may your entrails be ridden with worms”, etc. Basically, wishing bad things upon others, not simple profanity.
I’m a Catholic woman in my late 40s who tries hard to be good. This includes trying to avoid rudeness of all kinds, including inappropriate language. However, it doesn’t include confusing tacky behavior with blasphemy.
Going to Walmart in one’s pajamas is tacky, but it’s not the same as going naked. (This is a loose analogy to the subject of cursing vs. vulgarity, not a precise one.)
The Third Commandment: Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain.
You’re pretty good at splitting hairs.
Cursing, course language, crude joking, bad language, using profanity, the s-word, the f-word, the GD words, etc. etc. etc...
All are sins. There are commandments not to use those words, and any distinction placing the GD word as worse than the mf word for instance, is beyond stupid.
“Colbert also poked some fun at Diogo Morgado, who was casted to play Jesus Christ. Colbert referred to him as “a beefcake Jesus.”
“Their Jesus is way too hot. It does not project holiness when you cannot look at him without saying ‘God damn!’” said Colbert.”
From Hamlet 2....
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus
Were really amazed
You gotta believe us
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus
All night long
He lays down science, it really blows my mind
But hes also got abs that transcend space and time
Hes the son of God and I think thats cool
But hes got swimmers bod like nobody do
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus
He died for our sins
You gotta believe us
Ten Commandments. "You shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain."
I'll fully admit that I have a bad mouth at times. There are two terms I don't use. God's last name isn't damn, and I don't use the female "c" word.
Thanks for the reference to the 10 commandments. I’m sure by now you both have looked at the many, many other commandments in the link at post 16.
As I’ve been saying - to place special significance on abstaining from the GD word, but being less than worried about using the f-word or the s-word is beyond belief.
Defiling one’s self by the use of coarse and vulgar language shows a lack of capacity for self-respect, no less disrespect for those within earshot, and disrespect is not an expression of love. I plead guilty to being an offender and must watch myself very carefully to avoid behavior acquired by habit.
Growing up in an age when “shock comedy” became the norm did not help and I'm at the point in my life where I don't find it at all humorous, but offensive. I had to grow into that and away from popular culture that has degraded and debased our civilization. It barely even qualifies as “civil” any longer.
Obviously Colbert’s biblical knowledge is so limited that he does not know (perhaps doesn’t care) that Jesus never got to be ‘old and pot bellied’ having been crucified in his very early thirties. And, it is hard to get pot bellied if you are walking EVERYWHERE you go and not riding everywhere in a limo, or on a proletarian subway train, bus, or taxi.
The Comedy Channel is systematically destroying the Republican Party among young voters. The GOP clearly has no answer - nor any clear idea how badly it is being hurt. A lot of younger people don’t really like Obama, but voted for him anyway because they believe the media’s GOP caricatures.
Another thing to ponder is, we shouldn't be a stumbling block to a brother or sister. If you are saying the eff word or talking about feces or urine, what must you brother that is watching you as a Christian, think? They are always evaluating you and what you say and do. If Jesus isn't serious to you, what would he think he needs to get serious about Jesus? Talking nasty probably has done more damage to the Kingdom than any other sin. It supports and attitude that we aren't really serious. We all fall short, but we must try to at least glorify God in public and not shame Him. There is no place for bodily functions while witnessing for God.
“All are sins. There are commandments not to use those words, and any distinction placing the GD word as worse than the mf word for instance, is beyond stupid.”
What commandments are there not to use those words?
What commandments are there not to use those words?
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Excuse me?
Check YOUR posting history. After all, YOU replied to one of my posts with a link to a dozen or more commands.
They don’t have a big hit TV show right now. Some of the gags are pretty funny, and really they’re aimed more at Hollywood than religion, that “immaculate audition” line is pretty solid.
Well, there is a difference between profanity and taking the Lord’s name in vain. The former is in bad taste and is ill-mannered, but is not necessarily sinful. The latter is sinful. Period.
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