Posted on 03/22/2013 3:20:00 PM PDT by mom4melody
On the way to pick up the kids from school today, I was verbally assaulted by an unhinged libtard in a beat-up mom-mobile (minivan). I was stopped in front of the Middle School (the crossing guards had traffic stopped for the buses) and this clown drives up on my right side and motions for me to put my window down. I assumed he was going to tell me I had a low tire or something similar, but instead he launched into this profanity laced rant about my Romney/Ryan 2012 election bumper sticker (no, I haven't removed it yet). He informed me that I was “a stupid, right-wing C*** who was too stupid to know that Obama won by a majority vote and that I, and all the rest of the loser teabaggers could just go to hell, because, you stupid B****, we won!” And to further emphasize his superior intellect and I suppose to impress upon me his voting superiority, he gunned his motor, squealed his tires, and left me behind in a cloud of tire fumes. That’s right, he stomped his accelerator and sped off.
In a school zone.
Right into the waiting arms of a cop.
I do so love the law of unintended consequences.
Good to hear it had a great ending! LOL!
>>That’s right, he stomped his accelerator and sped off.<<
The idea of a minivan driver doing that writes its own jokes...
Reminder to self, remove FUBO bumper sticker before transiting MLK boulevard.
Drug bust.
That’s going to be good for at least 4 citations. Instant karma, love to hear examples of it!
Not long now.
Alas, Brave New Babylon.
The big reset button.
Well you should have relayed your tale to the occifer. That constitutes harassment or disorderly conduct.
Sounds like all the unhinged hypocritical leftists that comment on stories about Sarah Palin in online NY magazines.
The combination of a torquey V6 and front-wheel drive actually makes it rather easy to burn rubber in a minivan. :)
Ha ha ha.... what a maroon!
Wonderful; now hope he got cited for reckless driving and gets enough points that his insurance rate will go up for several years, as well. Sweet dreams.
Fallout 4: Suburbia
Just without the nukes. Maybe.
I was discussing IT property issues with a gov’t civilian this afternoon at my unit, and I couldn’t help but notice the issue of the WaPo on top of her filing cabinet with “OBAMA WINS!” screaming at me.
You know what I said to the ObamaDrone? Nothing. Nothing at all. Because what would be the point? I hope this guy has traffic court issues hounding him for quite a while for being an uncouth bastard.
In addition to probably $1500 in fines, his insurance co. will look on it even less kindly if the cop knows how that happened, and can add reckless endangerment to the charges.
The cop needs to know.
Seriously. Call the Police station and file a report. If you don’t, this crap will happen to another mother, perhaps with children in the car and perhaps with more serious consequences.
Please. Do it. Not just for yourself. For all of us.
He sped away because he was afraid you pull out your Glock assult rifle.
It would have sent him into low-earth orbit.
That’s wonderful!!
I’ve had a couple of similar experiences. One was an idiot who tailgated me for miles, and then when he finally got a chance to pass (in a no passing zone), he did it right in front of a cop.
Another time, a moron in a Mercedes practically ran me off the road as he passed. I thought I would never see him again, but a few miles down the road, there he was beside the road having a conversation with a cop.
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