[nascarnation]

Wisconsin has done some things I would never have believed could happen.

Go Gov Walker!

[afraidfortherepublic]

A little bit of humor for a long day...

FReep Mail me if you want on, or off, this Wisconsin interest ping list.

[freedumb2003]

>>If you have either a pet or a child named “Aaron,” you might live in Wisconsin.<<

OTOH, if you have a pet or a child named “Ikea” you might live in the SF Bay area...

[Jean S]

LOL! Thanks for posting this. All is true except that I can’t polka.

[Vigilanteman]

If every time you see moonlight on a lake, you think of a dancing bear, and you sing gently, "Frommmm the land of sky-blue waters,".....you might live in Wisconsin.

Hate to disappoint you, but the Hamm's beer bear is from Minnesota.

The rest were pretty funny, though.

[bgill]

Why would the local burger joint be closed November through March?

[Brad’s Gramma]

#25

I thought it was called pile BARN?!?!?!?!???

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

Moved to Cleveland area 30 years ago, but I still qualify. Ain’i hey?

[DManA]

If you instinctively walk like a penguin for five months out of the year

Everyone's a white guy when you're walking on ice.

[jjotto]

If you personally know more than one person named Tommy Thompson, you might be from Wisconsin.

[DManA]

Ws is the only place I've been where they label their county roads with letters.

Highway Y.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

“If someone in a store offers assistance, and they don’t work there, you might live in Wisconsin.”

LOL! Happens at my shop all the time; my customers know their stuff! :)

[gorush]

> *You know how to polka, but never tried it sober.
> *You know what knee-high by the Fourth of July means.
> *You know it is traditional for the bride and groom to go bar hopping between the church & reception.
> *You know the difference between “Green” and “Red” farm machinery, and would fight with your friends on the playground over which was better!
> *You buy Christmas presents at Farm & Fleet.
> *You spent more on beer and liquor than you did on food at your wedding.
> *You hear someone use the word “oof-dah” and you don’t break into uncontrollable laughter.
> *You or someone you know was a “Dairy Queen” at the county fair.
> *You know that “combine” is a noun. *You let your older siblings talk you into putting your tongue on a steelpost in the middle of winter.
> *You think Lutheran and Catholic are THE major religions.
> *You know that “creek” rhymes with “pick”.
> *Football schedules, hunting season and harvest are all taken into consideration before wedding dates are set.
> *A Friday night date is getting a six-pack and taking your girlfriend shining for deer and then out for Friday night fish.
> *Saturday you go to your local bowling alley.
> *There was at least one, if not several, in your class who had to help milk cows in the morning.
> *You have driven your car on the lake. *You can make sense of “upnort,” “bat-tree” and “warrssh.”
> *Every wedding dance you have ever been to has the hokey pokey and the chicken dance.
> *Your definition of a small town is one that only has one bar.
> *The local gas station sells live bait.
> *At least twice a year some part of your home doubles as a meat processing plant.
> *You think that the start of deer season or (the Packers going to the Super Bowl) is a national holiday!
> *You or somebody you know has transformed their pole shed into a second home and spends more time there then in their home.
> You actually understand these & will forward to your Wisconsin friends!!

[Wisconsinlady]

They all make perfect sense to me!

[Lancey Howard]

If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each year because Rice Lake is the coldest spot in the nation, you might live in Wisconsin.

Colder than Alaska?