[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Been wondering lately if Bloomie believes all of his BS or is just seeing how much he can get away with.

[theBuckwheat]

“...estimated 20,000,000 injuries each year caused by the offending tableware....”

I thought it was 500,000,000 injuries per year. Boy was I off base.

[cripplecreek]

Metallic silverware reflects sunlight back into space thus cooling the earth while warming space.

[ProudFossil]

I would hope this is satire. Can you imagine a restaurant wahing the cardboard utensils? I can see it now. “Please give me the stiff ones so I can cut my rib-eye.”

[FlingWingFlyer]

My guess is that Nanny Bloomers will be going after pencil sharpeners next. They turn pencils into very sharp, deadly weapons that can be used by school “bullies” to take away other students’ free lunches. Ain’t the Nanny State great?!

[Kirkwood]

He should just outlaw all food and be done with it.

[Paleo Conservative]

They can take my plastic and metal tableware when they pry it from my cold dead hands!

[Terry L Smith]

Time to start making tons of youtube vids, with everyone using and eating and drinking everything that buzzard wants to deny his constituents!!!

PS ... in the local supermarket, you can buy a 24 ox. bottled soda for 60 cents!

[ConservativeInPA]

In other news ... Mayor Bloomberg is proposing banning circumcision in New York City. Circumcision is a religious practice of Hebrews that has occurred for thousands of years. It has also been a medical practice in America for the last hundred years.

After a recent AMA report, Bloomberg has determined the practice to be child abuse. The gay community in NYC is in full agreement with Bloomberg's new policy since intact men make better lovers.

Mayor Bloomberg also announced a plan to provide city-aid for foreskin reconstruction surgery and psychological therapy to non-intact residences of New York.

[Hardraade]

Sooner or later life will kill you. So we have decided to kill you now, painlesssly. For your own good. \liberal

[Vince Ferrer]

El Presidente

[OneWingedShark]

Wow.
This is the stupidest thing I’ve read in a while.

[OrioleFan]

Stroke of the pen, law of the land. Kinda cool!

[spel_grammer_an_punct_polise]

It implies that he is talking about in schools.....maybe.

[SkyDancer]

NYC is America’s first dictatorship.

[Shadowstrike]

this is Satire right? Because if this is a real story, someone needs to call the local nuthouse, and tell them one of theirs is missing.

[publius911]

Cute.
Almost got me. But this is the age of Obama, and anything weird, stupid, improbable and even impossible can and will be claimed, with the usual asinine phrases, "the reality is..." or "the fact is..." or "it's the right thing to do..." or "everybody knows..."

[GGpaX4DumpedTea]

Though I recognize this for what it is...nothing the Bleeping POEvilS known as Bloomberg surprises me. He will one day soon go to join Chavez in a God-forsaken, really hot place that smells of brimstone. May he scream loud enough for the leftist POS voters who elected him to hear his screams...so loud that they understand and know that they will be joining him...

[budj]

omg, just wait till bloominnutsberg hears about diHydrogen-Oxide.

[RC one]

He probably wants us eating with chop sticks.