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Drunk woman crashes car into house ... then flees scene on kid's toy truck - The Sun -News

 

She is not being charged with driving the electric toy – which measures 4ft 3in by 3ft.

 

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1 posted on 03/05/2013 10:16:45 AM PST by Stoat
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To: Slings and Arrows
"She would have been fine if she had driven a Big Wheel instead" Ping

 

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2 posted on 03/05/2013 10:17:42 AM PST by Stoat (If you want a vision of the future, imagine a Birkenstock stamping on a human face... forever)
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To: Stoat

Haha....drunk redneck b!tches....gotta love’em....


3 posted on 03/05/2013 10:21:02 AM PST by Gaffer
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To: Stoat

For $2,800 bucks and a few six packs, bailing that chick out of jail could lead to one of the wildest weekends of your life. Throw in a few weeks supply of amphetamines and you could stretch it to a full month. It won’t end well though, so end it quick and without real names.


6 posted on 03/05/2013 10:30:20 AM PST by blackdog (There is no such thing as healing, only a balance between destructive and constructive forces.)
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To: Stoat; Lazamataz

Not only would I NOT hit it, not only would I advise YOU not to hit it, but I suspect it already got hit.

Repeatedly.

About the head.


8 posted on 03/05/2013 10:37:11 AM PST by Old Sarge (We are officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet...)
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To: Stoat

She should hook up with the dude from the unrelated incident of peeing in the parking lot...they deserve each other


10 posted on 03/05/2013 10:38:31 AM PST by bigbob
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To: Stoat
Jamie Jeanette Craft on facebook

According to her Facebook, she likes Smirnoff, K-Mart fashion, Naked Twister LOL, Jack Daniels, and EFFIN Vodka.

Go figure.

Yes, of COURSE I sent her a friend request. LOL

11 posted on 03/05/2013 10:40:10 AM PST by Lazamataz (Republicans have the same policies as the Democrats, except for the part where they win elections.)
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To: Stoat

Craft was traveling at a “high rate of speed” when her 2001 Pontiac Grand Am rounded a corner and hit the under panel of his trailer....Kinda left that out didn’t we?


12 posted on 03/05/2013 10:42:57 AM PST by Safetgiver ( Islam makes barbarism look genteel.)
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To: Stoat

Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!


13 posted on 03/05/2013 10:44:46 AM PST by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: Stoat

29? Either that has to be one of the most unflattering mug shots ever, or she redefines “rode hard and put away wet”.


15 posted on 03/05/2013 11:01:33 AM PST by kevkrom (If a wise man has an argument with a foolish man, the fool only rages or laughs...)
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To: Stoat

:: refusal to submit ::

Any comment from our “legal beagles” on the constitutionality of such a charge/law?


20 posted on 03/05/2013 11:08:36 AM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (*Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alteration: The acronym explains the science.)
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To: Stoat
Sounds like an episode of the new "Welcome to Myrtle Manor".
21 posted on 03/05/2013 11:10:39 AM PST by Bloody Sam Roberts (Here once the embattled farmers stood... And fired the shot heard round the world.)
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To: Stoat

That woman is definitely baked.


24 posted on 03/05/2013 11:13:51 AM PST by IamConservative (The soul of my lifes journey is Liberty!)
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To: Stoat

I’d hit it...
with a rolled up newspaper.

Better disinfect the seat on that toy car.


29 posted on 03/05/2013 2:18:18 PM PST by Bon mots (Abu Ghraib: 47 Times on the front page of the NY Times | Benghazi: 2 Times)
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To: Stoat

The neck, up is more than enough picture; I neither need nor want to see the rest of her! In fact, I’d even rather see the naked ape Helen Thomas photoshop, than see the rest of that thing.


35 posted on 03/05/2013 11:50:23 PM PST by ApplegateRanch (Love me, love my guns!©)
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