According to her Facebook, she likes Smirnoff, K-Mart fashion, Naked Twister LOL, Jack Daniels, and EFFIN Vodka.
Go figure.
Yes, of COURSE I sent her a friend request. LOL
With a friend like that, life will never be boring. You'll be on a first-name basis with all the local law enforcement and criminal defense attorneys, trauma surgeons and abortionists, learn the 'best' ways to mix vodka, Red Bull, valium and Oxycontin into a tasty cocktail while in the back seat of a sedan traveling at a high rate of speed, interact with a wide range of "friends" she brings home after dancing her shift and one day you'll wake up with a splitting headache as she stands over you with an electric saw
Prosecutors contend wife tried to saw off husband's head while he was sleeping
Sure! Sounds great! Sign me up!
"snicker" ;-)
Now that’s funny.
If you hit that, I suggest that you wear protection and bath in vodka or a stronger disinfectant.