To: navysealdad
Saw a guy push his girlfriend off the ledge and away she went swinging.
As she caught her breath she screamed “I breaking up with you”.
True to her word she fired him that day.
2 posted on
03/01/2013 7:07:07 PM PST by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
To: navysealdad
It’s like what Obama is doing to America, but these people aren’t getting the full effect because they have a damn rope around their waist.
3 posted on
03/01/2013 7:16:45 PM PST by
ClearCase_guy
(The ballot box is a sham. Nothing will change until after the war.)
To: navysealdad
4 posted on
03/01/2013 7:16:59 PM PST by
latina4dubya
( self-proclaimed tequila snob)
To: navysealdad
"Hold muh beer!"
'Wheeee!!!!!!!!!!!!
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'UH-OH!!!
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SPLAT!
5 posted on
03/01/2013 7:26:57 PM PST by
45semi
(A police state is always preceded by a nanny state...)
To: navysealdad
What’s insane is the ‘music.’
6 posted on
03/01/2013 7:28:11 PM PST by
Misterioso
(The man who lets a leader prescribe his course is a wreck being towed to the scrap heap. - Ayn Rand)
To: navysealdad
Insane is right. That is a good way to end up smeared on a canyon bottom.
8 posted on
03/01/2013 7:40:58 PM PST by
Blood of Tyrants
(There is no requirement to show need in order to exercise your rights.)
To: navysealdad
Now only a matter of time until new laws are passed making this illegal.
10 posted on
03/01/2013 8:33:00 PM PST by
STYRO
(War sucks. Living in slavery sucks even worse.)
To: navysealdad
11 posted on
03/01/2013 8:34:26 PM PST by
rlmorel
(1793 French Jacobins and 2012 American Liberals have a lot in common.)
To: navysealdad
Whew!! Kids are insane. How they avoid “splat”??
To: navysealdad
Dang. And I thought WE were daring with a 20-foot length of rope off a 25-foot cliff into the water below. (Of course - we were in 5th grade at the time....)
15 posted on
03/01/2013 10:11:27 PM PST by
21twelve
("We've got the guns, and we got the numbers" adapted and revised from Jim M.)
To: navysealdad
18 posted on
03/01/2013 11:57:44 PM PST by
Daffynition
(The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. — D.H.)
To: navysealdad
The link no longer works.
19 posted on
03/02/2013 3:44:30 AM PST by
Tolkien
(Grace is the Essence of the Gospel; Gratitude is the Essence of Ethics.)
To: navysealdad
...because bungee jumping is just not crazy enough!
21 posted on
03/02/2013 6:26:55 AM PST by
Flick Lives
(We're going to be just like the old Soviet Union, but with free cell phones!)
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