Sequester: Day one

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[Vince Ferrer]

This thread is for survivers of the sequester to document the disaster for future generations once civilization is rebuilt.

[Vince Ferrer]

I made it into work today, and so far it has been managable. I fired a couple of shotgun blasts from my balcony in order to scatter the zombies who were loitering near my truck. At a couple of points I had to stop and help drag some corpses to the side of the road in order to get traffic moving again. But once I got to work the power was still on.

[Berlin_Freeper]

man vanishes after being sucked into sinkhole

[jennychase]

I just woke up, Did we survive ?

[TLI]

Power still on here as well.

Drinking some coffee, before it is all gone.

I heard half the planet is now in darkness.

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[Perdogg]

Sequestration... it’s the new global warming

[Youngman542012]

What does the Mayan calendar say about today????

[yoe]

“CRISIS ‘R’ US” 1600 PENNSYLVANIAN AVENUE - OPEN 24/7

[Edgar3]

We are experiencing Snowquestration on a large scale today! We were supposed to get 6 inches, but we only got 4 - a 33% cut in snow thanks to George Bush and every republican ever born.

[blueunicorn6]

I thought I saw a zombie this morning, but I was just looking in the mirror. Guess I need a haircut.

[C. Edmund Wright]

Alternatives:
Seacrestation: What Maxine Waters calls it, and I assume is death by too much Ryan Seacrest exposure.

See Castration: What is happening to the GOP in front of our eyes.

See Queer Station: The Gay lobby trying to raise their position in society.

[kevkrom]

I had to switch to 4WD to get over the decomposing corpses of furloughed federal employees this morning, but other than the stench, no problems.

Rumors of cannibalism are, it appears, mostly exaggerated. Just for my own peace of mind, I’m not going to ask the Mrs. about what’s in tonight’s casserole, though.

[LdSentinal]

Not good.

It's just like when Y2K happened and my AOL account tried to kill me.

[PoloSec]

I am very optimistic, I will at the very least, make it through today.

[Democrat_media]

Obama and the news media = chicken little “the sky is falling”.

I think we’ll be ok . I’ll toast to the sequester!

[cripplecreek]

[jimbo123]

What will Moochelle do for Spring Break in 3 weeks if there's no money for her travel and lobster? And what about Reggie Love?

[culper jr]

I just heard on Beck’s show that Oreo has reduced doublestuff to 1.98stuff.

[Edgar3]

"Sea Crustacean"

[avenir]

“This thread is for survivers of the sequester to document the disaster for future generations once civilization is rebuilt.”

LOL!

[gov_bean_ counter]

Hey now... :)