Posted on 02/17/2013 2:15:23 PM PST by EveningStar
It’s a problem that plagues passengers who park at Denver International Airport- bunnies are causing hundreds and sometimes thousands of dollars in damage to cars.
The rabbits eat the wires under the hood.
(Excerpt) Read more at denver.cbslocal.com ...
Banana rats did that in Gitmo. Folks put pans of antifreeze under cars to kill them.
DARKSHEARE!!! You cannot say this isn’t your fault. We let you disclaim the meteorite thing, but this is TOO obvious.
Hare spray.
Eagles (other than the F-15 variety) are probably not a good idea around an airport. Wolves or coyotes, maybe even foxes? Of course, you start with bunnies and foxes around the airport and the jokes will be non-stop.
Bounce Fabric Softener sheets work on rats—might be same for wabbits. Google rats,Bounce to see all of the articles.
Is there a fox and coyote shortage up there or something?
I was actually thinking Playboy bunnies attacking cars. A bit more surreal, but much more entertaining to the mind’s eye.
The pesky rabbits - aka “food” to most other species in S. AZ - also like to stay warm cuddling up to the radiator of our SUV.
We have killed two by starting the car. One got stuck in the fan blades and made the engine run really rough. The other stayed in the radiator shroud and was discovered three days later by the smell.
It’s those &*^%$! pack rats that eat our car wiring, not the bunny rabbits....:^)
“SCREEEEEEECH (fingernails on blackboard). So you’ve got yourselves a rabbit problem, eh? Well I was on that Winnebago that broke down outside Salt Lake City International. Five of us went into the median. We was on a secret mission to deliver the beer. Communications blackout. At first, the little bunnies would come up just for a look. But then they started attacking! We threw carrots at them and told them we love Bugs Bunny. But they kept coming. Five went into the median...only one comes out. Now I can catch these bunnies for you. I have the equipment and the experience. All I needs now, is your money har har har!”
From the novel FLUFFYTAILS
Just put a scuba tank under the cars and shoot it.
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