Mr. Hanky
Posted on 02/15/2013 9:23:44 AM PST by Responsibility2nd
(Newser) – There's no way this one could have ended well: An East Texas school's search for the mystery pooper who had five times left feces in the gymnasium led the principal to ask the school nurse to inspect the fourth-graders' underwear. "My kid came home and he said ... his butt had been inspected," complained one parent of a West Sabine Elementary student. That class had been the ones using the gym when the feces appeared, and didn't respond when the principal continually asked who did the deed. She defended the move to KAIT8 News.
She says the nurse only tugged at their pants' waistline to look inside, and that no pants were pulled below the buttocks. "There are lies being circulated," she says. Adds the superintendent, "We've all been examined by nurses. I do think it is appropriate in certain situations." And the nurse herself says, "I just peeked in their pants like you would check a baby's diaper." But two parents have complained, and a former school board member noted that, "You don't violate someone's civil rights just to achieve the ultimate goal." As for the mystery pooper, the search did not reveal the culprit.
I’d have given you an A if you could whiz on the chalkboard and write your name.
In first grade I asked the teacher 3 times to let me go to the restroom. She refused saying I could wait until recess. I swear I pissed my pants and didn’t even realize it though I did feel some water under my shoe and wondered where it came from. She came over and whispered “Do you need to go to the restroom?”
I said “No”.
Too bad the school nurse came up empty handed.
Something about this story stinks.
Mr. Hanky
I think you speak of Coach Beulah Balbricker.
They have no rights to privacy in school. We look in their lockers and cars all the time. If they are on private property, they are subject to inspection. This is why they can't drink or smoke or get married, or drive a car. We can legally discriminate against them. They have individual rights when they reach "majority". Until then, they are pawns in the system.
Mr. President I have good news and bad news. The urine is the Vice Presidents, but the handwriting's your wife's.
Bingo! I'd bet money it's some teacher with a scat fetish before I'd suspect some poor 4th-grader...
Captain Underpants to the rescue.
That's no joke. We had a "mystery crapper" on my last USS Eisenhower (CVN-69) cruise. Used to sneak into our berthing shower stalls late at night and take a dump. Someone finally busted him and he cried that he must've been sleepwalking. A full-grown adult.
Five months into an eight month cruise, previously normal people can start getting really, really weird.
Instead of checking their pants we can put hoods over their heads.
In HS we had a “Mad Crapper” who would leave notes on walls in various restrooms, apparently using a turd as a writing instrument.
Messages like “The Mad Crapper Strikes” or “You’ll Never Catch Me”. Drove the principal insane.
He was just too lazy to get out and walk to the rest room.
Shame on you!
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Shame on you!
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Shame shame shame!
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Maybe Al Roker was visiting the school.
You mean the guy from that improv show?
LOL. Principal - Please, can we call it a tallywacker?
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