To: JoeProBono
I have an indoor toilet so I use a kindle when I push poo.
2 posted on
02/01/2013 12:16:09 PM PST by
cripplecreek
(REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
To: JoeProBono
And here I always thought they used their feet.
3 posted on
02/01/2013 12:16:57 PM PST by
Blood of Tyrants
(There is no requirement to show need in order to exercise your rights.)
To: JoeProBono
And here I always thought they used their feet.
4 posted on
02/01/2013 12:17:22 PM PST by
Blood of Tyrants
(There is no requirement to show need in order to exercise your rights.)
To: JoeProBono
“When researchers strapped visors to their heads to block out the sky entirely, they were completely disoriented.”
Ya think strapping a visor on an insect is NOT going to disorient it?
To: JoeProBono
6 posted on
02/01/2013 12:43:14 PM PST by
stuartcr
("I upraded my moral compass to a GPS, to keep up with the times.")
To: JoeProBono
Who needs GPS?
Just carry a dung bettle in your underpants!
11 posted on
02/01/2013 1:15:29 PM PST by
bunkerhill7
(The Second Amendment has no limits on firepower.)
To: JoeProBono
Huh. The Democrats use MSNBC.
To: JoeProBono
“What project is your son the scientist working on these days?”
“Beetles pushing around balls of crap at night.”
“Ahhhhh.....a political scientist.”
15 posted on
02/01/2013 1:34:43 PM PST by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: JoeProBono
Rumor has it that a certain Kenyan dung beetle was able to navigate his way from Africa to North America.........Just a rumor however :)
17 posted on
02/01/2013 1:44:13 PM PST by
The Cajun
(Sarah Palin, Mark Levin......Nuff said.)
To: JoeProBono
I really thought I had it made. You see, I’ve developed the world’s smallest set of night vision goggles. They fit perfect on the beetles. The beetles were ecstatic, but they said they could only pay me in dung. I told them if I wanted to work for crap for pay, I’d have taken that insurance job.
18 posted on
02/01/2013 2:03:58 PM PST by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: JoeProBono
I've never noticed the Milky Way in the sky. Is it only visible in the southern hemisphere?
20 posted on
02/01/2013 3:38:49 PM PST by
HenpeckedCon
(What pi$$es me off the most is that POS commie will get a State Funeral!)
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