Deport me? If America won't change its crazy gun laws... I may deport myself says PIERS MORGAN

Mail Online ^ | 29 December 2012 | Piers Morgan

[Boiler Plate]

Although I love the country as a second home and one that has treated me incredibly well, I would, as a concerned parent first – and latterly, of a one-year-old daughter who may attend an American elementary school like Sandy Hook in three years’ time – seriously consider deporting myself.

[Boiler Plate]

Sounds like he is trying to find a graceful exit for a failed TV show.

[Boiler Plate]

“In conclusion, I can spare those Americans who want me deported a lot of effort by saying this: If you don’t change your gun laws to at least try to stop this relentless tidal wave of murderous carnage, then you don’t have to worry about deporting me.”

[Kieri]

Pierce, don’t let the door hit ya...

[paul51]

don’t let the door hit you in the ass, loser

[ProudFossil]

Don’t let the door hit you in the b..... Goodbye and thank you for increasing the collective IQ of the US by leaving.

[Trod Upon]

Don’t tease us Piers.

[OrioleFan]

A good reason to not change gun laws.

[G Larry]

Careful Piers, back home there’s nobody to protect your kids from guns.

Because, only the bad guys have them.

[expat2]

Don’t let the screen door hit you as you leave.

[Jonty30]

The 2nd commandment “alludes” to the right to bear arms?

Does he really think that it may not mean what it says?

[MotorCityBuck]

Pip, Pip, and Cherrio. D.B. Twit.

[twister881]

The UK doesn’t want the twit back...but that’s too bad.

[2ndDivisionVet]

Australia has millions of drunken limeys and ridiculous gun control laws. What’s one more poofter to them?

[tennmountainman]

He has laughed it off until now. He must be a little concerned.
Not that he will be deported because 100,000 people signed a petition,
but because it draws bad PR to CNN. It makes CNN continue to look
like a joke, which it is.
Go back to where u were spawned Piers.

[LucyT]

So leave already.

Just go.

(Until last week, I had never heard of Piers Morgan.)

[VeniVidiVici]

Sorry to hear that, Pierce. I hear that Cumbria, Dunblane and Hungerford are nice places to settle down over there.

Enjoy!

[southernnorthcarolina]

[Westbrook]

Piers, please go.

But like all the Hollyweird creeps before you, you’ll never make good on your promise to leave.

What kind of a hoity-toity, raised pinky, metrosexual clown name is “Piers” anyway?

[Third Person]

Buh-bye, liar.

[bmwcyle]

GET OUT!