To: nickcarraway
Do they make good purses??
To: nickcarraway
SNAKES ON A.... (wait)
SNAKES IN AN AIRPORT!
(hmmm.. lacks impact...)
3 posted on
12/23/2012 10:10:18 AM PST by
freedumb2003
(Here comes bama claus here comes bama claus left down bama claus lane!)
To: nickcarraway
What could go wrong?
To: nickcarraway
This is tried occasionally. It makes me wonder how often it happens that the people are getting away with it.
Maybe the guy should have claimed they were service animals to help with his anxiety over flying and holiday stress.
To: nickcarraway
Steven Price: Snakes don't attack, unless they're provoked. Something up there's making them go crazy, possibly some kind of drug.
Neville: Well, that's good news: snakes on crack.
6 posted on
12/23/2012 10:14:01 AM PST by
COBOL2Java
(kak-is-toc-ra-cy: Government by the least qualified or most unprincipled citizens. See: GOP-e)
To: nickcarraway
8 posted on
12/23/2012 10:19:29 AM PST by
GenXteacher
(You have chosen dishonor to avoid war; you shall have war also.)
To: nickcarraway
Customs men in Cairo suspected the passenger’s bulging clothes inside his bag as he headed for the aircraft,
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NOW that is a great line for parsing and WTF?
I am sure something was lost in translation
but my ORIGINAL conjuration had snakes concealed in his ‘Bulging Clothes’ BUT then they put inside his bag and made me wonder if he was outfitted with a catheter or perhaps he had a bad case of ‘T Cancer’ and possessed a large sac, which in itself would give a whole new meaning to ‘Snake(s) in the Grass’.
11 posted on
12/23/2012 10:23:50 AM PST by
xrmusn
(6/98 "It is virtually impossible to clean the pond as long as the pigs are still crapping in it")
To: nickcarraway
To: Slings and Arrows
13 posted on
12/23/2012 12:23:49 PM PST by
Mr. Silverback
(I want a hippopotamus for Christmas! Only a hippopotamus will do!)
To: nickcarraway
Who said, “Is that a snake in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?” Or, did I get it wrong?
14 posted on
12/23/2012 1:49:14 PM PST by
MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
(Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
To: nickcarraway
Reminds me of the USAF pilots we knew, who were stationed in the M.E....and they had to make routine flights from base to Beirut...Karachi....South America...wherever.
They would always ask B4 they left, if we wanted to *change money* [for a much better rate than you could get on base].....and if it was a SA flight...they'd bring back snakes. I'd laugh to see their flight pants [w/ dozens of zippered pockets], wriggling and squirming. They seemed to do it just b/c they could and get away w/it..
21 posted on
12/23/2012 3:39:03 PM PST by
Daffynition
(Self-respect: the secure feeling that no one, as yet, is suspicious. ~ HLM)
To: nickcarraway
About 30 years ago,while waiting for my flight,I saw a goat in the Cairo Airport waiting area.That was a first for me!
22 posted on
12/23/2012 3:42:21 PM PST by
Gay State Conservative
(When Robbing Peter To Pay Paul,One Can Always Count On Paul's Cooperation)
To: nickcarraway; a fool in paradise
23 posted on
12/23/2012 3:45:23 PM PST by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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