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Posted on 12/14/2012 5:04:40 AM PST by Lucky9teen
A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened.
Then he decided to write Santa a letter requesting the $100.00.
When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to Santa , USA , they decided to send it to President Obama.
Obama was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill. He thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.
The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank you note to Santa, which read:
Dear Santa: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through Washington , D.C. and that &^%** Obama took $95.00 in taxes!
Important Lesson!!!
Mark was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. Mark took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied."
"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" Mark asked.
"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on deer corn to hunt deer instead of food?" Mark asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't hunted in 20 years!"
"Well," said Mark, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that???"
Mark replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and hunting!"
And now for some cartoons:
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: christmas; friday; ofst; silliness
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Funny or not!! Adults only
NUDE SANTA -----
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For crying out loud. Act your age. There is no Santa !
Sometimes I just can't believe you!!!
To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; 6amgelsmama; ...
HEY
IT'S TIME FOR
CLICK HERE TO BE INCLUDED OR TAKEN OFF THE LIST
Ok, I'm only posting this once....so if it posts more than that, it's gotta be magic or something...
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posted on
12/14/2012 5:07:25 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; 6amgelsmama; ...
HEY
IT'S TIME FOR
CLICK HERE TO BE INCLUDED OR TAKEN OFF THE LIST
Ok, I'm only posting this once....so if it posts more than that, it's gotta be magic or something...
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posted on
12/14/2012 5:08:28 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; 6amgelsmama; ...
HEY
IT'S TIME FOR
CLICK HERE TO BE INCLUDED OR TAKEN OFF THE LIST
Ok, I'm only posting this once....so if it posts more than that, it's gotta be magic or something...
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posted on
12/14/2012 5:09:25 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
To: Lucky9teen
Woo Hoo!!! Top Ten!!!!! Thanks Lucky!
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posted on
12/14/2012 5:12:39 AM PST
by
moose07
(The truth will out, one day.)
To: Lucky9teen
Daddy’s new Ipad
A daughter is visiting her father and is helping in the kitchen. She asks, “Tell me dad, how are you managing with the new IPad we gave you for your birthday?”
This is in German but that’s all you really need to know. You’ll get the rest.
http://www.snotr.com/video/8965/
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posted on
12/14/2012 5:13:01 AM PST
by
Arrowhead1952
(0 bummer inherited a worse economy in 2012 than he did in 2008.)
To: Lucky9teen
In the interests of a high quality silliness thread, I want to clarify the difference between being silly, being surreal, and being just plain stupid.
This is silly:
This is surreal:
This is just plain stupid:
Thank you, and please, enjoy your silliness responsibly.
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posted on
12/14/2012 5:14:46 AM PST
by
ArGee
(Reality - what a concept.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
12/14/2012 5:17:49 AM PST
by
RandallFlagg
("Liberalism is about as progressive as CANCER" -Alfonzo Rachel)
To: All
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posted on
12/14/2012 5:17:52 AM PST
by
KevinDavis
(And you, be ye fruitful, and multiply; bring forth abundantly in the earth, and multiply therein.)
To: Lucky9teen
———I’m only posting this once-——
Your magical powers are decreasing. It only posted twice, not three times.
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posted on
12/14/2012 5:18:26 AM PST
by
bert
((K.E. N.P. N.C. +12 .....The fairest Deduction to be reduced is the Standard Deduction)
To: Lucky9teen
TOP TEN!!!!
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posted on
12/14/2012 5:18:47 AM PST
by
Rummyfan
(Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
12/14/2012 5:19:23 AM PST
by
Old Sarge
(We are officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet...)
To: Rummyfan
Almost!
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posted on
12/14/2012 5:19:57 AM PST
by
Rummyfan
(Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
To: ArGee
This is an absolutely true story.
I met someone on Sunday, and in typical American fashion I asked him what he does. "I work for the Apple store," he replied.
I'm not a fan of Macs or Mac lovers, as they tend to have this irritating air of superiority every time they pull out their computers, but in the interest of tolerance I remained friendly. "Oh," I said, "are you a genius?"
"No," he answered. "I'm a manager.
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posted on
12/14/2012 5:20:36 AM PST
by
ArGee
(Reality - what a concept.)
To: Arrowhead1952
Best possible use for an iPad I've seen yet.
Sent from my Nexus 7.
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posted on
12/14/2012 5:23:41 AM PST
by
ArGee
(Reality - what a concept.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
12/14/2012 5:27:45 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Help stamp out and abolish superfluous redundancy.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
12/14/2012 5:31:26 AM PST
by
tomkow6
(...................TOMKOW6 ! The ONLY voice of reason & sanity in a chaotic Canteen!...............)
To: ArGee
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posted on
12/14/2012 5:33:48 AM PST
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ArGee
(Reality - what a concept.)
To: ArGee
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posted on
12/14/2012 5:36:09 AM PST
by
ArGee
(Reality - what a concept.)
To: ArGee
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posted on
12/14/2012 5:37:50 AM PST
by
ArGee
(Reality - what a concept.)
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