[ArGee]

In the interests of a high quality silliness thread, I want to clarify the difference between being silly, being surreal, and being just plain stupid.

This is silly:

This is surreal:

This is just plain stupid:

Thank you, and please, enjoy your silliness responsibly.

[ArGee]

This is an absolutely true story.

I met someone on Sunday, and in typical American fashion I asked him what he does. "I work for the Apple store," he replied.

I'm not a fan of Macs or Mac lovers, as they tend to have this irritating air of superiority every time they pull out their computers, but in the interest of tolerance I remained friendly. "Oh," I said, "are you a genius?"

"No," he answered. "I'm a manager.