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Woman shot following Walking Dead argument
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| 12/05/12
Posted on 12/05/2012 9:31:40 AM PST by Behind Liberal Lines
Police say a Willston Park, New York, man shot his girlfriend in the back Monday following an argument about the AMC adaptation of The Walking Dead.
Twenty-six-year-old Jared M. Gurman reportedly believed a military mishap could lead to the release of a virus, triggering a zombie apocalypse; Jessica Gelderman, 27, thought the idea was absurd.
According to police, the argument escalated and even continued through text messages after Gelderman left the apartment to spend the night at her parents house.
When Gelderman returned to try to smooth things over with her boyfriend, police allege he was sitting on the stairs with a .22-caliber rifle; a single round pierced her lung and diaphragm and shattered her ribs.
Gurman was arrested when he took Gelderman to the hospital. Shes in stable condition with the bullet still in her body.
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TOPICS: TV/Movies; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: nerd; shooting; walkingdead; zombie
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The astonishing part of the story is that the nerd had a girlfriend to begin with.
To: Behind Liberal Lines
Even a nerd has a shot at having a girlfriend...
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posted on
12/05/2012 9:34:47 AM PST
by
null and void
(Going Galt: The won't of the people)
To: Behind Liberal Lines
a single round pierced her lung and diaphragm and shattered her ribs. Glad she survived. You know, a lot of zombie afficiandoes really try for headshots. I guess her boyfriend went for center mass.
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posted on
12/05/2012 9:35:08 AM PST
by
ClearCase_guy
(Republicans have made themselves useless, toothless, and clueless.)
To: Behind Liberal Lines
the argument escalated and even continued through text messages
Text messing MUST be BANNED! It is evil.
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posted on
12/05/2012 9:36:13 AM PST
by
TomGuy
To: Behind Liberal Lines
Twenty-six-year-old Jared M. Gurman reportedly believed a military mishap could lead to the release of a virus, triggering a zombie apocalypse; Jessica Gelderman, 27, thought the idea was absurd.
Jessica is correct. Walking dead are impossibilities that become even less possible as time goes by. Too many electrical and chemical processes have to be working for a body to remain animated. Even the zombies in the series are decaying a bit which means the series can only last so long.
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posted on
12/05/2012 9:46:17 AM PST
by
cripplecreek
(REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
To: null and void
The Walking Dead isn’t a nerdy show. It’s a good drama set in a science fiction environment.
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posted on
12/05/2012 9:49:06 AM PST
by
Bogey78O
(We had a good run. Coulda been great still.)
To: null and void
A nerd would recognize the impossibility of walking dead bodies. This guy is just an idjit.
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posted on
12/05/2012 9:49:14 AM PST
by
cripplecreek
(REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
To: Bogey78O
Ive never been a fan of zombie flicks but I do love the walking dead. There are a lot of good questions raised about surviving in a post societal world.
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posted on
12/05/2012 9:51:32 AM PST
by
cripplecreek
(REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
To: cripplecreek; Bogey78O
It was a joke.
...has A AT having a girlfriend...
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posted on
12/05/2012 9:52:46 AM PST
by
null and void
(Going Galt: The won't of the people)
To: null and void
It was a joke.
But I actually am a nerd so I couldn't pass up a serious discussion on the possibility of zombies.
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posted on
12/05/2012 9:55:02 AM PST
by
cripplecreek
(REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
To: TomGuy
If it weren’t for The Walking Dead, this girl would be at home without a bullet in her back. ~ Bob Costas
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posted on
12/05/2012 9:58:00 AM PST
by
rintense
To: Impy; GSP.FAN
“It’s only a TV show” PING!
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posted on
12/05/2012 9:58:40 AM PST
by
GOPsterinMA
(The autopsy will show that this nation committed suicide.)
To: rintense
I blame the fact that the show teats a redneck like a valued member of the group. Why, he's even friendly black people!
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posted on
12/05/2012 10:05:23 AM PST
by
cripplecreek
(REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
To: null and void
Even a nerd has a shot at having a girlfriend...Well, he did. And he blew it.
Right through her ribs.
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posted on
12/05/2012 10:05:46 AM PST
by
IYAS9YAS
(Rose, there's a Messerschmitt in the kitchen. Clean it up, will ya?)
To: Behind Liberal Lines
Shooting her is going to come back and bite him in the arse...
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posted on
12/05/2012 10:06:38 AM PST
by
BigCinBigD
(...Was that okay?)
To: Behind Liberal Lines
Stupidest show ever, besides everything on Bravo Channel.
To: cripplecreek
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posted on
12/05/2012 10:08:35 AM PST
by
McGruff
(No New RINOs!)
To: cripplecreek
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posted on
12/05/2012 10:11:58 AM PST
by
central_va
( I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
To: Behind Liberal Lines
Aw shucks! You mean Rick, Lori and Shane have nothing to do with this at all?!!!
More seriously, I pray the woman recovers and is able to find a new boyfriend.
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posted on
12/05/2012 10:17:36 AM PST
by
Waryone
To: cripplecreek
Something a bit like rabies would be like a zombie virus.
Close enough anyway. Unbridled aggression, reduced fluidity of motion, unslakable thirst/hunger, hypersensitivity to stimulus, inattention to injuries and skin infections, spread by bites and body fluids and followed by ultimate death.
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posted on
12/05/2012 10:19:26 AM PST
by
null and void
(Going Galt: The won't of the people)
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