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The astonishing part of the story is that the nerd had a girlfriend to begin with.
1 posted on 12/05/2012 9:31:48 AM PST by Behind Liberal Lines
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Even a nerd has a shot at having a girlfriend...


2 posted on 12/05/2012 9:34:47 AM PST by null and void (Going Galt: The won't of the people)
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a single round pierced her lung and diaphragm and shattered her ribs.

Glad she survived. You know, a lot of zombie afficiandoes really try for headshots. I guess her boyfriend went for center mass.

3 posted on 12/05/2012 9:35:08 AM PST by ClearCase_guy (Republicans have made themselves useless, toothless, and clueless.)
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the argument escalated and even continued through text messages

Text messing MUST be BANNED! It is evil.

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4 posted on 12/05/2012 9:36:13 AM PST by TomGuy
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Twenty-six-year-old Jared M. Gurman reportedly believed a military mishap could lead to the release of a virus, triggering a zombie apocalypse; Jessica Gelderman, 27, thought the idea was absurd.

Jessica is correct. Walking dead are impossibilities that become even less possible as time goes by. Too many electrical and chemical processes have to be working for a body to remain animated. Even the zombies in the series are decaying a bit which means the series can only last so long.
5 posted on 12/05/2012 9:46:17 AM PST by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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“It’s only a TV show” PING!


12 posted on 12/05/2012 9:58:40 AM PST by GOPsterinMA (The autopsy will show that this nation committed suicide.)
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Shooting her is going to come back and bite him in the arse...


15 posted on 12/05/2012 10:06:38 AM PST by BigCinBigD (...Was that okay?)
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Stupidest show ever, besides everything on Bravo Channel.


16 posted on 12/05/2012 10:07:55 AM PST by Resolute Conservative
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Aw shucks! You mean Rick, Lori and Shane have nothing to do with this at all?!!!

More seriously, I pray the woman recovers and is able to find a new boyfriend.


19 posted on 12/05/2012 10:17:36 AM PST by Waryone
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I am turning my daughter into a giant pig-dog and didn’t tell my wife.

I was hired to create a graphic for a German magazine that is doing a story about people struggling against their inner pig-dog, to achieve their New Year’s resolutions.

I am no artist so I took pictures of my daughter running and am currently working to Photoshop one into a giant pig-dog, towering above our street.

My wife asked me what I am doing...

I told her I am doing nothing.


21 posted on 12/05/2012 10:32:23 AM PST by Berlin_Freeper
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If you look at his tats you can tell right off he's a moron. Tattoos are great. They instantly identify people who are not worth associating with. Along with baseball caps worn backwards they provide a reliable guide to identifying the intellectually challenged.
24 posted on 12/05/2012 10:42:38 AM PST by from occupied ga (Your government is your most dangerous enemy)
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Just your typical “hate the military” left wing nut.


26 posted on 12/05/2012 10:55:24 AM PST by IMR 4350
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