[VRWCmember]

Please share your contributions for the list of worst Christmas songs ever.

[massmike]

Peter Pan Caroleers - I Want an Elephant for Christmas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YdiVtWQiOg

[Doogle]

Dominick The Italian Christmas Donkey....without a doubt, after hearing it maybe three times during the season it sticks in my head till well after Jan.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQrdxtWgHbE

[stilloftyhenight]

Anything with singing dogs or cats.

[tsowellfan]

All Christmas/Political songs like the ones with billionaires preaching to us to help the poor when all they have to do is go there, give all their money away and live in their neighborhoods spending the rest of their lives handing out food, building bridges and new homes for them.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer

Adam Sandler’s The Thanksgiving Song (which bleeds into the Christmas Season so far it’s heard all the way until New Years.

[fidelis]

Bruce Springsteen’s grating version of “Santa Claus is Coming to Town” which the radio insists on playing during the holidays. When it comes on I can’t turn my radio off fast enough.

[Jack Hydrazine]

Christmas At Ground Zero
by Weird Al Yankovic
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t039p6xqutU

The Night Santa Went Crazy
by Weird Al Yankovic
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb-Mce9VpmY

Westside
by Doctor Dyke and The Cinnamon Cowboys
http://www.myspace.com/drdyke/music/songs/westside-27040569

Smells Like Xmas Spirit
by Doctor Dyke and The Cinnamon Cowboys
http://www.myspace.com/drdyke/music/songs/smells-like-xmas-spirit-27040567

[Dr. Sivana]

“Ho,Ho,Ho (Who’d Want to be a Turkey at Christmas?)” —Elton John circa 1973.

[LukeL]

Last Christmas is a great song, how about the barking dogs?

[Ingtar]

For accuracy? I Saw Three Ships. If they were sailing into Bethlehem, they were airships.

[bigbob]

I have hundreds of comedy/novelty/goofy Christmas Songs and over 20 hours of the fabulous (now long discontinued) “Special X” program from XM Radio, and love ‘em all. The more weird, awful, irreverent, naughty, etc - the better.

Except one. I don’t know what the name of this monstrosity is, but it’s a spoken word thing about a little girl in an orphanage named “Mary Christmas” and it makes me want to climb up in the belltower with an AK47! SO I settle for mentally dragging the needle across the record grooves and hit the skip button. It is truly beyond the pale, and I like the pale.

[rurgan]

Not worst but most touching - I’ll Be Home For Christmas - salute to troops

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isZ8MBQQNxk

[Olog-hai]

Where would King Diamond’s No Presents For Christmas fit on this list . . . ?

[Texas Eagle]

That stupid Beach Boys song. I have successfully blocked the title from my memory bank so don't nobody post the name of it.

Also Little Drummer Boy.

[gura]

Santa is a Psycho by Dan Hart- oh wait, I LOVE this song!

[dorothy]

Spike Jones: All I Want For Christmas is My Two Front Teeth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69W1mpBQPJE

[Gil4]

I’m sure I’ll get a bunch of “Oh, I love that song” comments, but I absolutely hate “Toy Packaging” by Sara Groves.

[bigbob]

I can’t let this thread go without a Long Distance Dedication to our Special Friend, Bawney Fwank, in this festive season:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XU8IQqcq270

[djf]

No matter who sings it, I always hated the
Pa-rumpa-dump-a-frumpy-lumpy-ump song....

Dump that song in the sump! Please!

[Mike Darancette]

Bark,Bark,Bark.... Bark,Bark,Bark... Bark, Bark.... Bark,Bark,Bark.

[moose07]

Slade-Here it is merry Christmas