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Posted on 11/09/2012 4:33:01 AM PST by Lucky9teen
There is an imposter among us...
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang.
He listened intently, and after a moment his face brightened.
When he hung up, he immediately phoned his mother to tell her the good news.
"Ma," he shouted, "the results are in. I won the election!"
"Honestly?" she replied.
The politician's smiled faded. "Aw, Ma, why bring that up at a time like this?"
To Obama...
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: fraud; imposter; ofst; silliness
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To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
11/09/2012 4:35:27 AM PST
by
John O
(God Save America (Please))
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posted on
11/09/2012 4:36:06 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Lucky9teen
Top ten - first time in my life - heck of a week to have that happen!
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posted on
11/09/2012 4:37:08 AM PST
by
mrs. a
(It's a short life but a merry one...)
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To: Lucky9teen
To: Lucky9teen
Have no idea how it posted 3 times....I only posted once. Weird.
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posted on
11/09/2012 4:39:44 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
11/09/2012 4:39:49 AM PST
by
Ratman83
To: John O
My daughter has been working on poetic couplets at school so we’ve been tossing a few back and forth. Such thing as:
We have a president obama
who loves America like osama
Violets are purple, roses are from cupid
all who vote democrat have got to be stupid
The baseball is filling most of the sky
O how it hurts when it strikes your eye
I had a cat who had no legs
I fed him fish and chicken eggs
I called him once he didn’t come
he had no legs! boy was I dumb
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posted on
11/09/2012 4:41:26 AM PST
by
John O
(God Save America (Please))
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
11/09/2012 4:44:30 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Please don't take my blanket! I can't face the world unarmed! ~~ Linus)
To: Lucky9teen
You only posted it once? That’s silly!
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posted on
11/09/2012 4:47:14 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Please don't take my blanket! I can't face the world unarmed! ~~ Linus)
To: Lucky9teen
Started early today Lucky! Woohoo!! It’s FRIDAY!!!!!
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posted on
11/09/2012 4:54:02 AM PST
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: Lucky9teen
Heh! Ya gotta watch out for those jammin’ crazy aerobics students.
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posted on
11/09/2012 5:14:12 AM PST
by
RandallFlagg
("Liberalism is about as progressive as CANCER" -Alfonzo Rachel)
To: Lucky9teen
An early Christmas thought
I love Christmas lights. They remind me of the people who voted for Obama.
They all hang together; half of them don’t work; and the ones that do, aren’t that bright.
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posted on
11/09/2012 5:15:18 AM PST
by
Arrowhead1952
(0 bummer inherited a worse economy in 2012 than he did in 2008.)
To: Arrowhead1952
And will be left out in the cold or thrwn away when you’re done with ‘em...
; )
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
11/09/2012 5:25:25 AM PST
by
dayglored
(Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
To: Lucky9teen
I like it!
(Hope it stays around long enough for others to enjoy.)
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posted on
11/09/2012 5:41:50 AM PST
by
GalaxyAB
To: jsanders2001
you and Lucky9teen are too funny! Thanks for brightening my day! You’re a blessing to me!
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