Posted on 11/07/2012 11:57:33 AM PST by sbMKE
My wife is wondering when her "equal pay" is due to arrive. Should I send her to the Organizing For America office to pick up the check or will it just come in the mail? How do I make sure that the pay comes in the form of cash; we already have too many free abortion vouchers and would like to use the equal pay to support our newly legalized recreational marijuana rights.
Thanks in advance, FRiends.
There is no “equal pay” when you are white. Buttcrack Odumbo made sure of that.
With Obama in for another 4 years,tell her to expect a pink slip soon instead!
>>> How soon ....
As soon as you cough up 500x - 1000x of her ‘increased’ equal pay.
The exit polls are strange, don’t make a lot of sense. White women who made up 38% of the electorate (same as democrates) as whole, went for Romney by 14%.
When the WH fixes it’s own ‘female problem’. Reported awhile back from Fox, WH staff females receive $.70 on each male $1.00 for similar types of work.
Wait, is it recreational abortion and legalized marijuana. Or recreational immigration and legalized abortion...I miss the old days, looks like a duck, quacks like a duck.
I think it’s equal immigration - America needs to take in more Palestinian refugees to make up for the unfair opportunities given to unskilled and uneducated Mexicans.
Especially now that that they are a population disproportionately at risk of radiation exposure.
Inherently, your wife would be a married woman, and therefore not entitled to the “equal pay” that the core 0bamademographic is entitled to.
Besides, unless she's a lesbian, thespian midget (we have one of those here, don't we?) or something along those lines she's not "entitled" as she is not a "qualified minority".
All she's entitled to is to kill babies and birth control, which would not have changed under Romney either outside of the occasional "tsk, tsk..."
As soon as it stays below 20 degrees for a month or more, her check will be in the mail.
Hey, back of the line. Ain’t nobody gettin’ nuthin’ until I get that sparkly purple unicorn I was promised four years ago.
As for that choom, it’s being hoarded in the white hut.
Now that we have the pesky election out of the way Obama needs to appoint some of his donors to the pay equity board. They will closely scrutinize your need and adjust your pay downward to reach a parity with your wife’s paycheck. That way you will both be receiving the same amount for your needs as defined by the pay equality board. Don’t forget this is a difficult job and we can only hire the best for the board and must pay them a six figure salary with all the benefits for the important work they do deciding how much everyone’s work is worth.
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