The October "Surprise" (or nightmare if you're Romney)

[NKP_Vet]

The October "Surprise" will be the storm knocking the hell out of the East Coast and Kenyan communist calling a national press conference to say he is suspending his campaign to concentrate on relief efforts. He'll declare a natural disaster in ten states or more and say anyone that has lost anything in the storm will be reimbursed by the Federal government. All the media will hail him as a great and compassionate leader and the polls will be tied a day before the election or the Kenyan will actually be leading going into election day. The worthless bastard will milk the natural disaster for all it's worth. The Libya massacre of four Americans will not be mentioned this week, it's all about the storm and what a great leader this dunce is and how America is so lucky to have in charge.

[GeronL]

lol

[Eva]

Well, if the electricity is out, the people who need the help aren’t going hear or see him on the TV every half hour.

Frankly, this is just a storm, not a terrorist attack or anything else that Obama can do anything about. Where was Obama when he could have saved the lives of Americans who under attack by man-made evil?

[Lancey Howard]

I’m on the east coast and all I know is FEMA better show up to give me a $2,000 debit card and massage my balls.

[jakerobins]

Yep! Rove is using that big weather wheel to steer the storm to the North-East....and he sent a “warning” Tsunami at Hawaii to show Obama! /Sarcasm

LOL...Calm down have some beers and watch some football or whatever to “uplug” from the News for a while.

[bigheadfred]

give me a $2,000 debit card and massage my balls.

I bet Madonna would do it if you say you will vote for obama....

[VanDeKoik]

I dont think anything will move numbers one way or the other at this point. It’s all pretty much locked down as to where anyone that will show up will put their vote.

[emax]

Conspiracy theories are out in full force in general. I had posted a thread on what we can do with our Congress and State Governers and the response suggested that if Obama manages to get a reelection, America is gonna turn into the Congo during their Civil War, even if Republicans have a majority in Congress and various State Governments are controlled by genuine Conservatives. I am aware that very dangerous and bad things will happen and strife will be frequent, but I found this to be a supreme tinfoil hat response as well. The kind of responses that won’t win independents and apolitical people to either the conservative or liberal side at this point - it’s just gonna alienate them even further.

[Cementjungle]

My prediction: 2 days of a bit of rain and wind, followed by 7 days of wall-to-wall coverage of Obama and how he saved 50 million people from certain disaster.

[Repeal 16-17]

Only problem is other than NH, [only] blue states will get smacked.

Exactly. Also, Sandy is not going to improve the economy or get anyone permanently employed.

[WorkingClassFilth]

What I want to know is: will cheese prices be going up?

[haroldeveryman]

“RATS are not ever that motivated and the least inclement weather, they will stay home or head for the nearest watering hole to tip a few.”

If that turns out to be the case, Obama could resort to Plan B: declare a State of Emergency and suspend the election.

[jacquej]

and, just because all the blue states are going to be gobsmacked, the election will be called off -

can’t vote without power to the polling places, and not enough rowboats to haul everyone to the polls.

Just sayin’

[COBOL2Java]

I think Obama could convince more people if he goes on TV and waves his hands saying “Be Gone!”

A reading from The Book of Soros (14:21-25)

Then Obama stretched out his hand over the sea, and lo, he drove Hurricane Sandy back by a strong east wind all night and made the flooded states dry land, and the waters were removed. And the Democrats went campaigning into the formerly flooded areas on dry ground, the waters being returned to the Atlantic. The Republicans pursued and went in after them to the shores of the sea, all Romney's horses, his chariots, and his horsemen. And on election day Soros in the pillar of fire and of cloud looked down on the Republican poll watchers and threw their forces into a panic, clogging their chariot wheels so that they drove heavily. And the Republicans said, “Let us flee from before Obama, for Soros fights for him against the Romneyites.”

[ExpatGator]

Yeah, those states being most affected are going to switch from Romney to Obama. Oh wait, never mind......

[gswilder]

Didn’t Obama say he would stop the rise of the oceans? Well here is his chance.

And if he does...... well he probably will be re-elected. /S

[Sir Napsalot]

You forgot -

he (Obama) inherited the mess Bush left him, so any delayed disaster response is all Bush's fault.

[Nifster]

And Mitt Romney’s BUS is being used to provide relief for those in NEED....game set match ROMNEY

[wideawake]

+1

[Gay State Conservative]

The only spots where anything like this can even come close to being effective are VA and NH.My understanding is that VA is already a wrap for Mitt and he can certainly win without NH.

[mouell]

What are you smoking? There is no aid that could possibly actually provided prior to the election. People don’t vote that way in the first place. Natural disaster! State of emergency! Ergo, must vote for Obama! Silly.