I think Obama could convince more people if he goes on TV and waves his hands saying “Be Gone!”
A reading from The Book of Soros (14:21-25)
Then Obama stretched out his hand over the sea, and lo, he drove Hurricane Sandy back by a strong east wind all night and made the flooded states dry land, and the waters were removed. And the Democrats went campaigning into the formerly flooded areas on dry ground, the waters being returned to the Atlantic. The Republicans pursued and went in after them to the shores of the sea, all Romney's horses, his chariots, and his horsemen. And on election day Soros in the pillar of fire and of cloud looked down on the Republican poll watchers and threw their forces into a panic, clogging their chariot wheels so that they drove heavily. And the Republicans said, “Let us flee from before Obama, for Soros fights for him against the Romneyites.”