[InvisibleChurch]

"I hope you don't stutter too badly tonight."

[Eagle of Liberty]

“Um....good...um, uh....luck...!”

[Leep]

I know you can not answer for the last four years ,jobs,the economny,massive spending, Fast & Furrious, and Libya..so, feel free to interupt and lie frequently..in order to make up for your grossly ineffective term in office.
The moderators, I am sure, will help you out if you get into a jam,too.
Not to mention the media will declare you the winner. Even if you stare at your podium and drool all eventing.
Good luck punk.

[MuttTheHoople]

“When you start to speak, do you inhale or exhale?”

[getarope]

In his best WWE Undertaker voice, “I will bury you.”, and then chokeslam him!

[KittenClaws]

Romney has greater class than I do, because I’d say something like “Dude, do you know you have a booger hanging out of your nose?”

[bgill]

“Hey, whitey.”

[commish]

I don’t know about what he should say to obumbles, but his very first comment of the night, no matter the question, should be:
“Before I begin, I would like to set the record straight on one thing. Mr. President, I did what you asked and ‘read the transcript’ of your Rose Garden comments after the Libya attacks of 9/11, and despite what you and Ms. Crowley claimed during the last debate you NEVER called the attacks an Act of Terror.”

[<1/1,000,000th%]

“Barack you ignorant slut!”

[OrangeHoof]

I'm reminded of the time Larry Bird took part in the three-point shooting contest as part of the NBA All-Star Game hoopla. Having won the previous year, Bird entered the locker room to change into his Celtic uniform and announced to his competition. "Okay, which of you is finishing second this year?"

Bird them proceeded to repeat his title.

[bt_dooftlook]

“Say Mr. President, what’s black and white and Red all over?”

[bt_dooftlook]

“I guess you know that wearing a headphone tonight is against the rules.”

[bt_dooftlook]

“Dying your hair gray doesn’t make you smarter, older, or more competent”

[chopperman]

Don’t steal the silverware.

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

“No, you can’t borrow my pickup truck this January.”

[P.O.E.]

“Kenya hear me now?”

[Georgia Girl 2]

Sucks to be you.

[chriscraft]

Mr. President: Libya will be the least of your worries tonight.

[discostu]

The Aristocrats!

[GLDNGUN]

"I'm sorry this is our last debate because I REALLY love kicking your ass on national TV."

"Tell Michelle to get in all the corners if you guys want your cleaning deposit back."

"I don't know about you, but I always like to get things over with, so feel free to use tonight's closing remarks time to make your concession speech."

[NCC-1701]

"Two men enter. One man leaves."