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vanity - what should Romney say to Obama before the last debate?
10-18-2012

Posted on 10/18/2012 6:22:23 AM PDT by InvisibleChurch

the candidates always greet each other before the start . what should R say to O to throw him off his game?


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To: RoosterRedux

“I hope you brought your cut man tonight ‘cause you’re gonna need him when I’m done with you, p*ssy boy”


21 posted on 10/18/2012 6:45:32 AM PDT by technically right
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To: InvisibleChurch

“Crowley acted stupidly.”


22 posted on 10/18/2012 6:46:15 AM PDT by ConservativeStatement (Obama "acted stupidly.")
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To: InvisibleChurch

don’t let the door hit ya where the lord split ya!


23 posted on 10/18/2012 6:46:33 AM PDT by camle (keep an open mind and someone will fill it full of something for you)
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To: txrefugee

“I’m going to appoint Chairman Issa as my Attorney General. See you and Holder in court, sucka.”


Something along those lines will be fine.


24 posted on 10/18/2012 6:46:59 AM PDT by married21 (As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord.)
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To: InvisibleChurch
vanity - what should Romney say to Obama before the last debate?


“I'll be seeing you again at noon on Sunday, Jan. 20, 2013 for my swearing in and on Monday, Jan. 21, 2013 for the public ceremonies. Take care. “

25 posted on 10/18/2012 6:47:54 AM PDT by deport
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To: txrefugee; workerbee

Hard to decide which has best, you or workerbee.


26 posted on 10/18/2012 6:51:06 AM PDT by X-spurt (It is truly time for ON YOUR FEET or on your knees)
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To: InvisibleChurch

If you win I’ll pop for a pulled pork sandwich.


27 posted on 10/18/2012 6:54:12 AM PDT by Rappini (Veritas vos Liberabit)
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To: InvisibleChurch

“Um....good...um, uh....luck...!”


28 posted on 10/18/2012 6:56:03 AM PDT by Eagle of Liberty (We the People are coming!!)
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To: InvisibleChurch

I know you can not answer for the last four years ,jobs,the economny,massive spending, Fast & Furrious, and Libya..so, feel free to interupt and lie frequently..in order to make up for your grossly ineffective term in office.
The moderators, I am sure, will help you out if you get into a jam,too.
Not to mention the media will declare you the winner. Even if you stare at your podium and drool all eventing.
Good luck punk.


29 posted on 10/18/2012 6:57:16 AM PDT by Leep (Forward! to serfdom)
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To: InvisibleChurch

“When you start to speak, do you inhale or exhale?”


30 posted on 10/18/2012 6:58:11 AM PDT by MuttTheHoople (Pray for Joe Biden- Proverbs 29:9)
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To: X-spurt

I was thinking the same thing...maybe he could work one of those into the debate and use one of them beforehand? LOL


31 posted on 10/18/2012 6:58:39 AM PDT by Hoosier Catholic Momma (How long till my Arkansas drawl fades into the twang of southeast Ohio?)
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To: InvisibleChurch

In his best WWE Undertaker voice, “I will bury you.”, and then chokeslam him!


32 posted on 10/18/2012 7:07:07 AM PDT by getarope (I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I am all out of bubble gum!)
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To: InvisibleChurch

Romney has greater class than I do, because I’d say something like “Dude, do you know you have a booger hanging out of your nose?”


33 posted on 10/18/2012 7:07:52 AM PDT by KittenClaws (You may have to fight a battle more than once in order to win it." - Margaret Thatcher)
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To: InvisibleChurch

“Hey, whitey.”


34 posted on 10/18/2012 7:09:11 AM PDT by bgill (Evil doers are in every corner of our government. Have we passed the time of no return?)
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To: princess leah

Didn’t have time to shave those nose hairs, huh? Better keep your head down so the cameras don’t pick them up!
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LOL! Posted mine before I read yours - great minds think alike.


35 posted on 10/18/2012 7:09:56 AM PDT by KittenClaws (You may have to fight a battle more than once in order to win it." - Margaret Thatcher)
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To: KittenClaws

“the candidates always greet each other before the start . what should R say to O to throw him off his game?”

“Internal polling says I am up 15 points in Pennsylvania, Ohio and Michigan. Hope you have enough cash to get you through the next 2 weeks.”


36 posted on 10/18/2012 7:17:20 AM PDT by EQAndyBuzz
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To: InvisibleChurch

I don’t know about what he should say to obumbles, but his very first comment of the night, no matter the question, should be:
“Before I begin, I would like to set the record straight on one thing. Mr. President, I did what you asked and ‘read the transcript’ of your Rose Garden comments after the Libya attacks of 9/11, and despite what you and Ms. Crowley claimed during the last debate you NEVER called the attacks an Act of Terror.”


37 posted on 10/18/2012 7:20:06 AM PDT by commish (After Four Years of Obama, America needs a little R & R.)
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To: InvisibleChurch

“Barack you ignorant slut!”


38 posted on 10/18/2012 7:21:41 AM PDT by <1/1,000,000th%
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To: InvisibleChurch
I'm reminded of the time Larry Bird took part in the three-point shooting contest as part of the NBA All-Star Game hoopla. Having won the previous year, Bird entered the locker room to change into his Celtic uniform and announced to his competition. "Okay, which of you is finishing second this year?"

Bird them proceeded to repeat his title.

39 posted on 10/18/2012 7:45:39 AM PDT by OrangeHoof (Our economy won't heal until one particular black man is unemployed.)
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To: InvisibleChurch

“Say Mr. President, what’s black and white and Red all over?”


40 posted on 10/18/2012 7:57:45 AM PDT by bt_dooftlook (Democrats - the party of Amnesty, Abortion, and Adolescence)
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